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Song Parodies -> "Hillary"
Original Song Title:
"Prince Ali"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Disney's Aladdin
Parody Song Title:
"Hillary"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Written in February for NewsRevue.. I got to see this performed by the cast, and it was really rather special :-)
(Chorus)
Make way
For Hillary!
Payday!
It's Hillary!"
(Genie)
Hey! USA, We will now present
Our guest! She's the best!
The next President
Oh come bring the gold and the frankincense and myrrh
Make hay!
She's the one
Ring bells!
Bang the drums!
And... you're gonna vote for her!
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - she'll be a winner
Democrats know where it's at
It'll be she
Ain't no way she's gonna lose
Who else is out there to choose?
Don't even think of voting for Bernie!
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - yeah, we'll elect her
We don't care what went on there in Benghazi
We think that she was a great
Secretary of State
That's why we'll nominate:
(All)
Why- Hillary!
(Chorus)
She's got servers full of secret emails
(Genie as male newscaster)
Well, not *very* secret
(Chorus)
[In]vestigations there's been more than three!
(Genie as female newscaster)
But it was only the FBI
(Genie)
Must of course win the votes of all females
And then we relate
Whitewater-gate
(All)
Do *not* mention Lewinsky
(Genie) *At same time as verse below*
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - she'll be the victor
When all's told, she isn't old - less than Bernie
She'll be the only pres who
Has been the First Lady, too
Hey voters don't eschew our Hillary!
(All) *At same time as verse above*
Ain't no question Hillary's amazing
Shooting in there with her both guns blazing
Everything about the gal is plain gobsmackng...
She's a Clinton, she's a gal, a Rodham
So to anyone who argues, sod 'em
So who cares if some honesty is lacking
(Genie)
The Republican options are bonkers
(Chorus)
Yeah, they're all bonkers!
So very bonkers!
(Genie)
They'll take your social security
(Chorus)
What, generous? Not generous!
(All)
From Canada, maybe, and Yonkers
He's a foreigner
Don't let 'em win
Don't let 'em in
And they're lousy with jealousy
Of HC
Hillary!
Hillary - steamroller she - over all of ya!
(Genie)
"The greatest" is not a hyperbole
The time, good people, is nigh:
H.i.l.l.a.r.y
(All)
Not Marco Rubio
Or Teddy Cruz
Trump and Carson
All going to lose
With no backhanders or Bernie Sanders
She'll march to VIC-TOR-Y
Make way!
For Hillary!
Make way
For Hillary!
Payday!
It's Hillary!"
(Genie)
Hey! USA, We will now present
Our guest! She's the best!
The next President
Oh come bring the gold and the frankincense and myrrh
Make hay!
She's the one
Ring bells!
Bang the drums!
And... you're gonna vote for her!
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - she'll be a winner
Democrats know where it's at
It'll be she
Ain't no way she's gonna lose
Who else is out there to choose?
Don't even think of voting for Bernie!
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - yeah, we'll elect her
We don't care what went on there in Benghazi
We think that she was a great
Secretary of State
That's why we'll nominate:
(All)
Why- Hillary!
(Chorus)
She's got servers full of secret emails
(Genie as male newscaster)
Well, not *very* secret
(Chorus)
[In]vestigations there's been more than three!
(Genie as female newscaster)
But it was only the FBI
(Genie)
Must of course win the votes of all females
And then we relate
Whitewater-gate
(All)
Do *not* mention Lewinsky
(Genie) *At same time as verse below*
Hillary - twenty-sixteen - she'll be the victor
When all's told, she isn't old - less than Bernie
She'll be the only pres who
Has been the First Lady, too
Hey voters don't eschew our Hillary!
(All) *At same time as verse above*
Ain't no question Hillary's amazing
Shooting in there with her both guns blazing
Everything about the gal is plain gobsmackng...
She's a Clinton, she's a gal, a Rodham
So to anyone who argues, sod 'em
So who cares if some honesty is lacking
(Genie)
The Republican options are bonkers
(Chorus)
Yeah, they're all bonkers!
So very bonkers!
(Genie)
They'll take your social security
(Chorus)
What, generous? Not generous!
(All)
From Canada, maybe, and Yonkers
He's a foreigner
Don't let 'em win
Don't let 'em in
And they're lousy with jealousy
Of HC
Hillary!
Hillary - steamroller she - over all of ya!
(Genie)
"The greatest" is not a hyperbole
The time, good people, is nigh:
H.i.l.l.a.r.y
(All)
Not Marco Rubio
Or Teddy Cruz
Trump and Carson
All going to lose
With no backhanders or Bernie Sanders
She'll march to VIC-TOR-Y
Make way!
For Hillary!
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hey Phil you live in England right? because this parody's not bad but if that witch wins you'll be getting a new neighbor! 4's
Yes, I live in England... but if you want to escape the US because Trump didn't win, I really don't think this'll be the place for you: think about it... no guns, socialized healthcare, a woman in charge...
Very entertaining, Phil, particularly the "Rodham/sod 'em" couplet. And I would like to move to the UK no matter which one of our "major party" candidates wins. The socialized healthcare is a bit of a turn off, but Scotland's golf courses are a big turn on.
with all due respect Phil old bean I have no qualms with A Woman in charge I just don't want THAT Woman! (Killery)
I just don't understand why Jonathan and others have such visceral, seething hatred for Hillary. I don't think you even met her. It must be painful to hate an abstraction so much. Maybe it's just a kind of gut bigotry.
[my best Gottfried, full voice:] Fantastic factional floggery, Phil!
If available, I'd love a link to the cast production!
If available, I'd love a link to the cast production!
Unfortunately they don't do recordings (other than the handful used for promotion, which I don't think are even from the stage show). This has been and gone, probably never to be seen on stage again. Sigh.
whew
I love hillary
Hillary is a fun gal... for me to poop on!
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