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Song Parodies -> "Harry Potter Won't Die"
Original Song Title:
"Blue"
Original Performer:
Eiffel 65
Parody Song Title:
"Harry Potter Won't Die"
Parody Written by:
Kristin
The Lyrics
Yo listen up here's a story
About Harry Potter who lives in Great Britain
And he gets beat up by his cousin Dudley
And his Uncle and Auntie just until
Hagrid comes up with a birthday present
And a school letter
From Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry
With everybody around
Knowing his name, all knowing his name
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
I hope I'll see the end
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
Harry Potter Won't Die
I am a wizard with a friend named Ron.
Black is the colour of all of my robes.
Except my dress robes because those are green
I have a girlfriend her name is Ginny
Magic are all the students at the school,
But not Mr. Filch, he is called a squib.
Hermione's the smartest witch I know.
I hate the summer, the Dursleys hate me.
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
I hope I'll see the end
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
Harry Potter Won't Die
I am a wizard with a friend named Ron.
Black is the colour of all of my robes.
Except my dress robes because those are green
I have a girlfriend her name is Ginny
Magic are all the students at the school,
But not Mr. Filch, he is called a squib.
Hermione's the smartest witch I know.
I hate the summer, the Dursleys hate me.
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
I hope I'll see the end
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
Harry Potter Won't Die
Hagrid comes up with a birthday present
And a school letter
From Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry
With everybody around
Knowing his name, all knowing his name
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
I hope I'll see the end
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
Harry Potter Won't Die
About Harry Potter who lives in Great Britain
And he gets beat up by his cousin Dudley
And his Uncle and Auntie just until
Hagrid comes up with a birthday present
And a school letter
From Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry
With everybody around
Knowing his name, all knowing his name
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
I hope I'll see the end
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
Harry Potter Won't Die
I am a wizard with a friend named Ron.
Black is the colour of all of my robes.
Except my dress robes because those are green
I have a girlfriend her name is Ginny
Magic are all the students at the school,
But not Mr. Filch, he is called a squib.
Hermione's the smartest witch I know.
I hate the summer, the Dursleys hate me.
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
I hope I'll see the end
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
Harry Potter Won't Die
I am a wizard with a friend named Ron.
Black is the colour of all of my robes.
Except my dress robes because those are green
I have a girlfriend her name is Ginny
Magic are all the students at the school,
But not Mr. Filch, he is called a squib.
Hermione's the smartest witch I know.
I hate the summer, the Dursleys hate me.
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
I hope I'll see the end
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
Harry Potter Won't Die
Hagrid comes up with a birthday present
And a school letter
From Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry
With everybody around
Knowing his name, all knowing his name
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
I hope I'll see the end
I am Harry Potter, oh my
I just hope I won't die
Because of Voldemort
And the hat it did sort
Gryffindor, me into
I once used prefect's loo
Harry Potter Won't Die
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That was not a bad parody. I like the fact that the lyrics are Harry Potter related, but I don't recall Harry and Ginny really going out. Pacing needs a little work, but otherwise, it's good.
(I wrote this thing) Yeah, in the 6th book, they started going out. Well, not really "going out", but they were together, you know? Yeah, you just need to switch around some of the syllable accents, and it will pretty much be good, but I think I messed up on the ending. So yup, this was my first.
That's cool! It usually takes me a while to write a perfect parody. In this parody I made "Turning to a Mouse" and "Child Killer", there are things that I wish I could change in the lyrics because I kinda messed up on the pacing. (You'll find them under performer: Talking Heads). I'm sorry, it's because I'm used to watching a lot of Harry Potter movies and don't really follow the book. Maybe I should read the 6th book and find out for myself. I hope you could write another parody related to Harry Potter again someday!
It wasn't to bad, but the real problem is that Eiffel 65's songs are really repetitive(and rather silly when you think about them). It's difficult to do much with their songs without just writing 5 lines and repeating them over and over. My advice: try a different band for now.
If you don't like Eiffel 65's repetitiveness, then why read them? Just wondering...
love it! 555! maybe u could write more hp pardies?
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