-> "Bump & Jump"
Original Song Title:
"On & On"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Bump & Jump"
The Lyrics
Ohh, my my my
My car can jump high
And once i'm gone, I'm all alone
More cars to bump, the seasons keep turning
Oh what a day, what a day, what a day
Bump 'n' Jump is our own game
With every single turn
If you cannot destroy some cars, a bonus will be earned
The driving is the image, Bally Midway is the name
'Cause I control a guy named Jumpin' John, he does it every day
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump & Jump 'n' Bump
The cars will keep moving in a speeding zone
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump 'n' Jump 'n' Bump
Gosh Darn it, my car has crushed
I was born in an arcade, with 3 quarters and 5 dimes
If it jumps, don't laugh, the score does the math
1, 2, 3...(sfx: boing!) Dang, you feel that
1, 2, 3...(sfx: crash!) Seasons keep turning
Oh what a day, what a day, what a day
If you don't know this game, there's no car racing at all
Jumpin' John heats up spring and summertime, winter and the fall
The drivin' is the image, Bally Midway is the name
'Cause I control a guy named Jumpin' John, he does it every day
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump 'n' Jump 'n' Bump
The cars will keep moving in a speeding zone
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump 'n' Jump 'n' Bump
Every other car's gonna make you swarm
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump 'n' Jump 'n' Bump
A mad shoutout to James, Lebron
I, I, I am feelin' kinda hungry
'Cause my car is going down
Don't feed me yours, 'cause your speed does not indure
I think I need some fast food, please
Seasons keep turning
Oh what a day, what a day, what a day
I'm ready for destruction, 'cause I'm using 3 lives left
If I try to get bumped by other cars, I'll kill them to death
Because racing is an image, Bally Midway is the name
'Cause I control a guy named Jumpin' John, he does it every day
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump 'n' Jump 'n' Bump
The cars will keep movin' in a speedin' zone
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump 'n' Jump 'n' Bump
I'm gonna go fast, so leave me alone
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump 'n' Jump 'n' Bump
The cars will keep movin' in a speedin' zone
Oh, Bump 'n' Jump 'n' Bump 'n' Jump
& Bump 'n' Jump
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