We're gettin' tired of your shit
Yall don't never behave on board

And every time you fly with us
You gotta bring Shaniqua, James, Kim and La'Trell
Now, why can't ya'll behave sometime sometimes?

See, we've been having this on our minds
For a long time
We just want it to be a flight in peace
Like it used to be, SIR

But y'all don't know how to act
So matter of fact
I think you better call United

(Call them)

And tell them, come on, help us kick your ass
(Come on, come on, come on)
You need to call United
(Call them)
And tell them Spirtit said, "come on"

Now, every time we ask you to put on your mask
You say no but turn right around
And spit up in our face

Oh well, hold up, listen partner, we ain't greyhound bus
'Cause Spirt's always comin' for real
And you know the deal

Every time you go somewhere
we gotta pander to your ass

To keep our peace and your passenger's peace
And sometimes your mama's peace

When you all boarded this flight
You instantly started brawling

And that ain't right, sir
I said, that ain't RIGHT, ma'am

So I think you better call United
(Call them)
And tell them, come on, help us kick your ass
(Come on, come on, come on)
You need to call United
(Call them)

Cause "Dr. Dao Special"