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Song Parodies -> "Cross-Eyed Barber"
Original Song Title:
"Long-Necked Bottle"
Original Performer:
Garth Brooks
Parody Song Title:
"Cross-Eyed Barber"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
When I looked in the mirror on the wall
I didn't recognize myself
And the first thought that went through my brain
Is this guy sure needs help
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
The coke-bottle glasses sitting on his face
Should have been Clue Number One
And when I saw him walking right into the wall
I should have turned my tail and run
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Yeah the last time I did he buzzed me
And it's making everybody stare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
When I looked in the mirror on the wall
I didn't recognize myself
And the first thought that went through my brain
Is this guy sure needs help
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
The coke-bottle glasses sitting on his face
Should have been Clue Number One
And when I saw him walking right into the wall
I should have turned my tail and run
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Now I'm too afraid to even go near his chair
Cause the last time I did he buzzed me
Now the side of my head is bare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
Yeah the last time I did he buzzed me
And it's making everybody stare
Cross-eyed barber messed up my hair
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