Armadillo by morning, dead by noontime
From the moment I shot him, I knew he would be mine.
I ate him later on, and you know that he made
For a very good meal.
Armadillo by morning, really full's how I feel.

Armadillo by morning, exploded later on
The land mine I planted worked, and I won
You know, I have been watching and waiting
For this moment all day
Tasty armadillos, never go away.

Armadillo by morning, walkin' down the tracks
Dead by 10 a.m. now, he's never comin' back
I'll probably be eating armadillos
Until the end of time
Armadillo by morning, later on they're all mine.
Armadillo by morning, later on they're all mine.