One baby!
Glitch, maybe? So frustrating
He's crock! (crock crock crock crock crock crock crock)
(Waaah, waaah, waaah, waaah)
Aaarrgghh!
Ass!

Ooh smite, smite
Ooh smite, smite
Ooh smite, smite

(Ooh One Guy) given reams of hasslin'
(Cruisin'Amiright) and all the while he jinxes you
(High fives) he thinks a range infraction
(Score us so unkind) won't score 'em three, won't score 'em two
(Striking quite in ad hominem) Shady!
(Buildin' your average song by song, but One Guy throws away)
(Low! Mark it! Low!)

Checkin' the site, One Guy outweighs
Sell out your trends, score will go astray
Can't conjole, no control
'Nonymous he's more than bold
The higher you stray on charts today
That One Guy votes it away
Either by the month or by the day
He's waitin' on sly to be killin' your gain

(He! Sucks! He! Sucks! He! Sucks! He! Sucks!)
(D'oh!)

(Yeah) Higher, maybe
(Yeah) Get higher, maybe!
(Yeah) Get higher, maybe!
Then he's knockin' it down! (He's base!)

Bang! Dang parody down the drain
Bang! Dang parody down the drain
Bang! Dang parody down the drain
Parody down the drain, Parody down the drain

(Hype's fine) your av'rage driven low
(Comments you never find) and still he's markin' one, baby!
(High fives) how he abhors them so
(And sometimes he hits you twice) he feeds on one-one-one, baby!
(Sure he will always find a way) baby!
(And a little by little grind away your high fives votes away)
(Low! Mark it! Low!)

Should be scourged with thistles, chained to dynamite
Or pillory his bollocks - leave us free to write
Write 'bout eats or boogers, write with wit to enthrall
But if you're hit good, maybe it's 'cus his willy's too small! So just screw it!

(He's! Crock! He's! Crock! He's! Crock! He's! Crock!)
Aarrgghh! (D'oh!)

(Yeah) Higher, maybe
(Yeah) Get higher, maybe!
(Yeah) Get higher, maybe!
Then he's knockin' it down! (He's base!)

(Don't you count on fives) don't you count on fives, baby!
(Burns with ones) he freely burns us one by one
(Know you're makin' us frown) my temperature is risin'
(When he kills our score) yo, we just want him to go!

One Guy should be arrested, sentenced to hard time
We'd all shout three cheers and how if he'd admit he's slime
We understand his plot's from plenty poor ego
So without fail he tips the scale
And parodies slip low
Bah!

(Bane! You're a! Bane! You're a! Bane!)

Asshole is detected, writers are dejected
Chucky does some sleuthin' and IP's are inspected
Now Amiright's united
Says One Guy should be smited
Voting's smoked and it's no joke
Assured One Guy's delighted, let's riot!

(He! Hehe he he! Sucks! He! Sucks! He! Sucks! He! Sucks!)
Bah! (D'oh!)

(Fives) Got lower, maybe
(Fours) Got lower still
(Threes) Got lower, maybe
It's ones!
Aaarrgghh!

(One Guy) given reams of hasslin'
(Cruisin'Amiright) and all the while he jinxes you
(High fives) he thinks a range infraction
(Score us so unkind) won't score 'em three, won't score 'em two
(Striking quite in ad hominem) Shady!
(Buildin' your average song by song, but one guy throws away)

Little One Scorner, wishin' him a goner
From head down to toes
If his crainy had bombs for brainy
He couldn't blow his nose

(Why man, you wanna mark 'em low?)
(Your power plot? Lust, kicks or jokes?)
(You got shoulder chip? Guy stole ya girl? Merely a flake? What's yo' beef?)
(Hell man, you got a pr*ck malfunc-tion? Suffer low libido-eze?)
(Take a pill man, valium should chill ya!)
(Yeah man wa-want yo' ma-ma?)

Oh screw it! (repeated with scratches)

(He! Haha ha ha! Sucks! He's! Crock! He! Sucks! He's! Crock! He! Sucks! He's! Crock!)