Song Parodies -> "Fat Guys Finish Last"

Original Song Title:

"Nice Guys Finish Last"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Guys Finish Last"

Parody Written by:

Jackie Richards

The Lyrics

Fat guys finish last
He's gonna pass out of gas
His sympathy will get him a flat tire
Sometimes he runs fast
When he eats the worst
His just eats all in sight
Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane
He's so hungry he could cry
Every joke can have it's truth but now the joke's on you
I never knew you're such a fat guy

Oh fat guys finish last
Careful he's got gas
Don't run with that back
You might break your spine

Living on demand
Eating lots of ham
You're eating and smelling all your trust
Eating what you need
Bite the hand that feed
You gain your pounds and you got no shame

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane
He's so hungry he could cry
Every joke can have it's truth but now the joke's on you
I never knew you're such a fat guy

Oh fat guys finish last
Careful he's got gas
Don't run with that back
You might break your spine
Oh fat guys finish last
Careful he's got gas
Don't run with that back
You might break your spine
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Oh fat guys finish last
Careful he's got gas
Don't run with that back
You might break your spine
Oh fat guys finish last
Careful he's got gas
Don't run with that back
You might break your spine
Oh fat guys finish last
Careful he's got gas
Don't run with that back
You might break your spine

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