Song Parodies -> "Security"

Original Song Title:

"Minority"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Security"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Maroney

The Lyrics

Security

I love to be the security
I love to be the security
Arrest people who take stuff for free
Cause' I love to be the security

I pledge allegiance to the shopping world
One nation under cameras
To which I watch alone
A face in the crowd
Stuffing items in a bag
Without a doubt
I go shout
And then pass the door he's out

I love to be the security
I love to be the security
Arrest people who take stuff for free
Cause' I love to be the security

They step out of line
Like a sheep runs from the herd
Not even payin a dime
Must think it's for free
The alarm lets me know

One night, late time
A flashlight in the dark
Robbers walk in their cars all doubled parked
"For cryin out loud" they scream frequently
A free for all steal it all
And they run back into the night

I love to be the security
I love to be the security
Arrest people who take stuff for free
Cause' I love to be the security

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