-> "Thrown Away"
Original Song Title:
"Longview"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Thrown Away"
Parody Written by:
TheWaitingUnknown
The Lyrics
"Just a few"
I sit around and drink a beer
my visions gone
im all alone, theres no one else thats here.
my head starts spinning for a bit
drinking this warm, flat beer its s***
im on my sixth, im drinking up
and im getting s***faced
pop the cap, pour me a glass
too pissed off my drunken a**
i'm so damn gone, im getting blind
and i smell like goon
pick me up from the sidewalk, and get me moving
im too damn smashed to do it by myself
i've lost all my intelligence
and lost my case of the beer cans
i lay down on the concrete path
im not f**king movin'
pop the cap, pour me a glass
too pissed off my drunken a**
i'm so damn gone, im getting blind
and i smell like goon
i'm at the celebration
where's my intoxication?
no time for the education
f**k rehabilitation
i crawl around and look for cans
but they're all gone
call me an alco, call me desperate
i'm feeling a tad sobered up
its f**king lame, please fill my cup
when intoxications lost its fun
you're f**king screwed up
pop the cap, pour me a glass
too pissed off my drunken a**
i'm so damn gone, im getting blind
and the beers all gone now SACRIFICE
pop the cap, pour me a glass
i've drank so much i'm paralysed
some say quit or i will die
but i want a drink.
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