(takes place in Dave's Back Yard with Dodge balls flying everywhere and the swimming pool fool)

I like eating limes
Prefer mixed drinks to wine
and everyone knows deep inside I'm a WUSS

Some of you oppose
My pessimistic views
Psychotic when I groan and I ADMIT IT

I sing about how I'm so cheap
and I drink milk with Trix and Sprees
One day I want a PUP
My bills are stacking up
Am I obese and round, or am I BIG BONED?

I love the ice rink
and snacks at Dairy Queen
When I was tiny, I was scared of all CLOWNS

I sucked at all chores
Was never into gore
Not know for crying when I felt all LEFT OUT

My depth is far from just skin deep
I loved to go and Trick or Treat
Too bad I'm now grown UP
More time spent at the pub
I'm next to unemployed, but I stay tough

Oh Oh

Lost---Last---Time---I---BOWLED. . . .

and I stay up 'til dawn

(Crazy instrumental, during which I get struck in the head by a dodgeball, and thrown into the pool)

I never cared too much for sleep
Insomniac drinking caffeine
I think I might end up
Having just one more cup

Are you guys cracking up,

or am I DISOWNED