Another little boy
With his mouth wrapped round a hose
He said “Hey Mum watch this”
I’ll squirt it out my nose

So make the best of this morning cartoon age
Before you know it you’re going off to college

If something looks cool on TV
It’s probably alright
I hope you have the time of your life

So take an anvil, drop it on your brothers knee
You know that he’ll get up like Wile E. Coyote
So just reach out and grab that electrical cord
Wait a second, and your health will be restored

If something looks cool on TV
It’s probably okay
Adventures for the rest of the day

The things that you see on TV
Will never leave you bored
Don’t stop until it’s all been explored

If something looks cool on TV
It’s probably alright
I hope you have the time of your life