The timer's counting down
5 seconds till that sound
I am waiting for that buzzer
That seemingly never comes
Our team is ahead 24 to 21

Don't count on winning now
It can be tied before the sound
They can score a field goal
And get right out of the hole
So we have to be on our best defense

Our opponents are real a**holes
They won't score no field goals
When I'm out of bounds

You have tried this before
At 30 yards but never more
I highly doubt that you will make it
from a whopping 50 yards
But you jacka**es can try it if you want

So go do what you like
But you won't do it right
You confused
You're not excused
For your dumb stupidity
And you have kicked that ball with inaccuracy

Our opponents are real a**holes
They won't score no field goals
When I'm out of bounds