-> "I Have a Pair of Dice"
Original Song Title:
"Welcome to Paradise"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Have a Pair of Dice"
The Lyrics
Dear Mother, can you hear me crying?
I have rolled snake eyes
fifty-eight times in a row.
I don't know why I'm so unlucky
Cause it seems that i'll roll only ones
And I have never won
Pay attention to the loaded dice and
missing dots
Some call it cheating
Some call it fun
I want to learn how to roll 6's every single time
I have a pair of dice
Two dice fling from the palm of my hand
A four and a three appear in front of me
It makes me wonder what has happened
For some strange reason all my rolls greatly improved
And I'm going to thank you
Pay attention to the loaded dice and
missing dots
Some call it cheating
Some call it fun
I want to learn how to roll 6's every single time
I have a pair of dice
Dear mother, can you see me smiling?
I've rolled 6's
eighty-nine times in a row
I still wonder what has happened
But all I know is all my rolls greatly improved
And I'm going to thank you
Pay attention to the loaded dice and
missing dots
Some call it cheating
Some call it fun
I have been taught how to roll 6's every single time
I have a pair of dice
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