Its 8 A.M. so I go take a poo
It looks all lumpy like some beef stew
So when its smelly you can get some spray
You've been on there, for five days
The ass is ready, the shit begins
Going this much must be a sin
The smell off poopy all around my place
Is nothing compared to its taste
Ooooooooooooooooooh, oooooooooooooooooooooh

I feel some mushy stuff come out my buns
My daily thing is that I get the runs
And as its coming out of my hole
Its filling up my little toilet bowel
Sometimes its awful if I eat my beans
I sure create alot of dirty scense
And When I finish I will lose my weight
I will not live too poop another day
Ooooooooooooooooooh, oooooooooooooooooooooh

It hits my leg and makes me wanna cry
Its smells so bad my goldfish fell and died
I'm on this toilet til I go to sleep
Its from my ass part thats really deep
And when I finish I will flush it down
When I go shit I really come to town
Theres just one thing I think I need to tell
Forgot to wipe and I soiled myself
Ooooooooooooooooooh, oooooooooooooooooooooh