Song Parodies -> "Merry Christmas, Pennsylvania"

Original Song Title:

"Merry Christmas, Alabama"

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Original Performer:

"Merry Christmas, Pennsylvania"

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The Lyrics

Since I last parodied a Christmas song, I thought about getting into the appropriate holiday spirit as the holiday shopping season gets underway.

Merry Christmas, Pennsylvania
Merry Christmas, New Jersey
Merry Christmas, California
To St. Barth's and the Florida Keys

Merry Christmas, Virginia
Where I started this wild and crazy run
Such a long way from my first birthday
Merry Christmas, USA

And Merry Christmas, Ohio
Though far from you all I have roamed
Tis the season to remember
All the faces
And the places that were home

Tis the season to remember
And to count up all the ports of call I've known
And to thank his mercies tender
For we're never far from home

Merry Christmas to my saints and guardian angels
Who protect me as I roam
Tis the season to remember
All the faces
And the places that were home

Guess my life's moved at near light speed
Since I started this wild and crazy run
Such a long way from that first birthday
Merry Christmas, USA

Tis the season to remember
No, we're never far from home

Merry Christmas, USA

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