If people thought they're really awesome cars
Then Henry Ford was nothing but a prick
Those cars were built in some kind of a third dimension
A regular pathetic piece of s**t

Let's start with something simple, like a Mustang or a Taurus
Any of those rides will never get you far
There are breakdowns with my engine and my ride is up in smoke
And my Ford makes me want to smoke a cigar

Ford suks Ford suks
I'd like to burn this Taurus, I hate these cars so much
Ford suks Ford suks
Sometimes others think they're worth a bunch
But Ford suks

I got so bored with my ride, I turned on the TV
The guy in that Chevrolet ad was smiling through his own teeth
Then he asked a Chevy chick
Have you ever driven a Ford lately?
She gave him a dirty look, then just said
"Ford Suks"

Ford suks Ford suks
You don't even have to drive one
All you do is piss on it
Ford suks Ford suks
Sometimes others think they're worth a bunch
But Ford suks

If you bought yourself a Ford, then you wouldn't have a brain
All those Fords I hate are beyond more than lame
The Ford Motor Company is a group with a mission
And I think it's gonna drive me insane

They say F-150's rock, and I really disagree
Those Fords people own keep breaking down constantly
Management and dealers say Fords are real keepers
Yapping like a bunch of old ass schmucks

Ford suks Ford suks
You don't even have to drive one
All you do is piss on it
Ford suks Ford suks
Sometimes others think they're worth a bunch
But Ford suks