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Song Parodies -> "Melissa Came to Michael's"
Original Song Title:
"Delaney Talks to Statues"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Buffett
Parody Song Title:
"Melissa Came to Michael's"
Parody Written by:
Michael T. Mondak
The Lyrics
Every year in July, I like to play host to a professor friend of mine named Melissa, usually around my birthday. She has been to my home five times in July.
Melissa came to Michael's
To help him celebrate a birthday
She brings him gifts from Giant Eagle
And some bunches of balloons
She's broken bread and played "Jeopardy!"
That no one else can discover
But she knows I love her so
When mom tucks me 'neath the covers
Missa Eaton
Is Michael's best friend
That's right, it's true
They are true best friends
Melissa is a bright gal
She knows a lot of trivia
We've won two History FaceOffs
And four "Jeopardy!" games
I'm growing up too fast for her
And asking lots of questions
Some she knows the answers to
And some she's looking for suggestions
Missa Eaton
Born in the Big D
Michael Mondak
Born in Hampton Roads
And some of the things we've done
Maybe we can reminisce
But there's a lot I want to pass along
That was handed down to me
Melissa came to Michael's
To help him celebrate a birthday
She brings him gifts from Giant Eagle
And some bunches of balloons
She's broken bread and played "Jeopardy!"
Every time she's come to Michael's
And she knows I love her so
When mom tucks me 'neath the covers
Missa Eaton
Is Michael's best friend
That's right, it's true
They are true best friends
That's right, it's true
They are true best friends
To help him celebrate a birthday
She brings him gifts from Giant Eagle
And some bunches of balloons
She's broken bread and played "Jeopardy!"
That no one else can discover
But she knows I love her so
When mom tucks me 'neath the covers
Missa Eaton
Is Michael's best friend
That's right, it's true
They are true best friends
Melissa is a bright gal
She knows a lot of trivia
We've won two History FaceOffs
And four "Jeopardy!" games
I'm growing up too fast for her
And asking lots of questions
Some she knows the answers to
And some she's looking for suggestions
Missa Eaton
Born in the Big D
Michael Mondak
Born in Hampton Roads
And some of the things we've done
Maybe we can reminisce
But there's a lot I want to pass along
That was handed down to me
Melissa came to Michael's
To help him celebrate a birthday
She brings him gifts from Giant Eagle
And some bunches of balloons
She's broken bread and played "Jeopardy!"
Every time she's come to Michael's
And she knows I love her so
When mom tucks me 'neath the covers
Missa Eaton
Is Michael's best friend
That's right, it's true
They are true best friends
That's right, it's true
They are true best friends
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