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Song Parodies -> "Weaponized"

Original Song Title:

"Balulalow"

Original Performer:

Loreena McKennitt

Parody Song Title:

"Weaponized"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

It appears that politics has sunk to a new low...again. If your candidate is losing, find or pay someone to accuse your opponent of the vilest things possible and make sure that your Slander/Libel gets a lot of public attention. After the damage is done, you simply fade away. If someone has the audacity to sue you for the aforementioned behavior, weaponized more accusations in their direction. The recent success of this sort of thing will guarantee more of the same in the future. It is an even sadder day for politics... NAMBLA - Ewwww...
There is an election come nigh
one I'll not win, damn ye!
So Slander and Libel I will try...
You cofounded NAMBLA...

They'll grow the lies and harvest hate
And they'll rejoice as they miscegenate
Then apologies quite hollow
Them more of same will follow.

Let us see through the spite
And disavow the hypocrites
And see what sludge that we did own
Scooped from the one eyed throne

These trolls revel in their perfidy
They'll leave when damage you see
What means is that, you cheat to win
Deny electorate elections.

This path must end or evermore
we'll hear the lies of party whores!
Put the offenders in jail
And then some honesty shall prevail.

Then Republic praised, evermore
As we welcome freedom at our shores
Will we ever be safe from their lies?
Cease accusations Weaponized.

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