(As sung by Katherine Harris:)

(instrumental intro)

It won't be easy; can be arranged.
We're so sly, Bush will gain when we steal
And when the deed is done, I will call it: "Bush Won."

Jeb can't relieve me
Democracy is a game you once knew
And so we'll hush up 'bout these crimes
Our fixes will protect W.

I had to let it happen, had to arrange
Got the chance of my life now to feel
No longer am a bimbo; helping out Poppy's son

So I froze freedom
Votes I'll impound, trying everything new
But nothing has vexed me this fall
I never expected it to

Chorus:
Don't cry for me, Tallahassee
The truth is forever left out
Bush and his wild ways
Corrupt existence
Jeb kept his promise
Won't call long distance

It's my good fortune, Jeb is my flame
Or I'd be indicted for sin
Though it seem to the world that we all conspired

There were collusions
They were just the solutions that they promised to be
The answer was clear all the time
W. had help for victory

Don't cry for me, Tallahassee
The truth is forever left out
Bush and his wild ways
Corrupt existence
Jeb kept his promise

Don't cry for me, Tallahassee
The truth is forever left out
Bush and his wild ways
Corrupt existence
Jeb kept his promise...

(instrumental break)

Won't call long distance

(instrumental break)

Have I said too much?
We've beaten Gore; I can't think or explain to you
But all you have to do is look at me to know
That every word is true

Don't cry for me, Tallahassee
The truth is forever left out
Bush and his wild ways
Corrupt existence
Jeb kept his promise

Don't cry for me, Tallahassee
The truth is forever left out
Bush and his wild ways
Corrupt existence
Jeb kept his promise...

(instrumental break)

Won't call long distance

(instrumental ending)