Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Crucify The Glove"
Original Song Title:
"Justify My Love"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Crucify The Glove"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
from "The Inaccurate Confection". This is an exercise in surrealism, and nothing else, much as the original song is an exercise in eroticism. What is The Glove, and why is it being crucified? I don't know, it just came out that way.
I don't know what this mess is
I don't know my way back home
I don't know what really is the norm
It makes my headache, so dizzy
But so what? But so what?
Pushing, pulling, waiting
For you to crucify the glove
Nothing doing
Will you just crucify the glove?
It just may throw you
You'd like that
I go from one place to another
I'm in a hidden mystery, sir
I'm going out to discover
Yes sir, I don't mean maybe
Mystery, that's right, mystery
Turning, hurting
Won't you crucify the glove?
Are you gonna do it?
Are you gonna do it?
Squeak to me, show me your screams
Did I start them?
Seel me your tears
Were you aware?
Please do not bore me
I have made you who you are
Do not cry
So I'm the man
Who cannot defend
His emissions to his mother?
Hate me? [that's right] Hate me?
I want to have your baby!
It's broken and unsteady
Did you crucify the glove?
I crucified the glove
Taunting—to crucify
Saving—to crucify
Crucify the glove
It's broken—you crucified the glove
I don't know my way back home
I don't know what really is the norm
It makes my headache, so dizzy
But so what? But so what?
Pushing, pulling, waiting
For you to crucify the glove
Nothing doing
Will you just crucify the glove?
It just may throw you
You'd like that
I go from one place to another
I'm in a hidden mystery, sir
I'm going out to discover
Yes sir, I don't mean maybe
Mystery, that's right, mystery
Turning, hurting
Won't you crucify the glove?
Are you gonna do it?
Are you gonna do it?
Squeak to me, show me your screams
Did I start them?
Seel me your tears
Were you aware?
Please do not bore me
I have made you who you are
Do not cry
So I'm the man
Who cannot defend
His emissions to his mother?
Hate me? [that's right] Hate me?
I want to have your baby!
It's broken and unsteady
Did you crucify the glove?
I crucified the glove
Taunting—to crucify
Saving—to crucify
Crucify the glove
It's broken—you crucified the glove
Copyright 2001, Agrimorfee agrimorfee@hotmail.com
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
This isn't a Michael Jackson parody?
If you want it to be, be my guest. ;) I was thinking it may be about an intentionally damaged condom. ^^ ^^. Interpret it anyway you want. Typo--"seel me your tears" should have been "show me your tears"..
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/madonna17.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1439
