Song Parodies -> "Frozen Pig's Heart"

Original Song Title:

"Frozen"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Frozen Pig's Heart"

Parody Written by:

Madnessinacan

The Lyrics

My first submission, so comments please?

I went to Tesco's the other day
They had no fish fingers I was dismayed
So the freezer
Door I did open
I searched in there low and high
No chips, no burgers, not even a pie
'Stead I got this
Pig's heart it was frozen

Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key

I took the pig's heart home with me
And after getting ready
I tried to
Defrost the heart that was frozen
I put the heart in the microwave
It was as dark in there as a huge sea cave
The lights in there were off
Because the microwave was broken

Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe, that's,
The key.

I went to Tesco's the other day
They had no fish fingers I was dismayed
So the freezer
Door I did open

Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key

Mmmmm
I wish I could melt, this heart
Mmmmm
The microwave won't start
Mmmmm
Wait! There's no electricity
Mmmmm
Maybe
That's
The key

I wish I could melt, this heart

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D-Boz - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Good parody, but the pacing was a bit off in the second verse and also in the chorus. But great work considering this being your first parody! :-)

Madnessinacan - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comment, but it's not my first parody; just the first one I submitted. You're right about the pacing, I just didn't know what to put...

Agrimorfee - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome! Come on in and surf around, the water's fine. This was pretty good, 444 ratings from me.

emily - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment

i thought this was really good. not the best of your work though. i am a BIG fan ! xxx

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