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Song Parodies -> "Frozen"
Original Song Title:
"Frozen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Frozen"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
I know it's the same title, work with me here!
You can only feel what your skin wants to feel
When it's numb, can't feel a thing, which sucks
I'm frozen
Left the front door open
I hate winter with all of my heart
I close that door, it may be a start
Still frozen
Left the back door open
Brrrrr, if I could melt the floor
Brrrrr, then I could move once more
Brrrrr, Mmmmmm, really hurts to pee*
Brrrrr, sucks to be me
Well, there's no way I'm going outside
I'll stay in here, but it makes me cry
I'm frozen
Left the side door open
I saw a bird who tried to fly
Wings frozen stiff, fell from the sky
It's frozen
Now the window's broken
Brrrrr, my fireplace is dead
Brrrrr, no longer glowing red
Brrrrr, also, it is cold
Brrrrr, freezing my balls
It's ten to eight and I'm getting hungry
I'll find my keys and get in the Humvee
Car's frozen
Left the windows open
Brrrrr, and now the car won't start
Brrrrr, I lift the hood and gasp
Brrrrr, engine's frozen up
Brrrrr, well, I give up
I'm stuck here in my room
Brrrrr, my pizza's coming soon
Brrrrr, fin'lly it arrives
Brrrrr, can't believe my eyes
The sun is shining bright
When it's numb, can't feel a thing, which sucks
I'm frozen
Left the front door open
I hate winter with all of my heart
I close that door, it may be a start
Still frozen
Left the back door open
Brrrrr, if I could melt the floor
Brrrrr, then I could move once more
Brrrrr, Mmmmmm, really hurts to pee*
Brrrrr, sucks to be me
Well, there's no way I'm going outside
I'll stay in here, but it makes me cry
I'm frozen
Left the side door open
I saw a bird who tried to fly
Wings frozen stiff, fell from the sky
It's frozen
Now the window's broken
Brrrrr, my fireplace is dead
Brrrrr, no longer glowing red
Brrrrr, also, it is cold
Brrrrr, freezing my balls
It's ten to eight and I'm getting hungry
I'll find my keys and get in the Humvee
Car's frozen
Left the windows open
Brrrrr, and now the car won't start
Brrrrr, I lift the hood and gasp
Brrrrr, engine's frozen up
Brrrrr, well, I give up
I'm stuck here in my room
Brrrrr, my pizza's coming soon
Brrrrr, fin'lly it arrives
Brrrrr, can't believe my eyes
The sun is shining bright
* Think about it. Actually, on second thoughts, don't.
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Nice play on the title, it seemed like the obvious idea for that parody, but nobody thought of it. So the hats off to you for playing with the title (I love doing that! See "Much Worse Pain", and "Road Rage" for examples)
Ha! I was the first one to comment and now I'm also the second one to comment. I really liked the line: "Wings frozen stiff, fell from the sky" funny images in here T-Cop.
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I sat frozen with anticipation reading this all the way to the end. Nice take on using "Frozen" as the obvious. Well done COP.
I sat frozen with anticipation reading this all the way to the end. Nice take on using "Frozen" as the obvious. Well done COP.
Yeah
(ABC) Funny idea to keep the "frozen" aspects with the OS. I wish it had been funnier, with more direct jokes about the winter...like the bird verse for example.
Some missed rhymes, but not enough to dock you for it. A hypothermia parody is a fairly novel topic, and these lyrics might have been Madonna's had we shipped her off to Antarctica. =) Good work, conq!
(ABC) I hope it's not frozen pizza arriving bobpie - oh the cruel irony - I like the idea of re-using the OS title in a new context, and what dumb luck for that bird whose wings froze whilst he was flying (imagine the odds) - nice work - 555
Hey! I hate winter with all of MY heart, too! Not too fond of that Madonna lady, either. Anyway, good job, nice title sub.
Oh No! a Michigan Muse . . . Madonna & Hilary ! !
It does hurt to pee in the winter, but the steam that comes up is cool! I do love the winter, but the song was pretty good.
(ABC) Nice imagery, paints a picture. Fairly amusing; laughed at the bird stanza. I thought you had some extra syllables and wrong stresses here and there. Not bad. 5-4-5.
Uh, well, TCOP, I love the idea of turning a song on itself, but rhyme schemes are normally a strong point of yours "Brrrrr, and now the car won't start Brrrrr, I lift the hood and gasp". . .gasp is Edmund Fitzgerald style rhyming buddy, there were other examples, I applaud taking on this particular song. It's fairly easy for an epic 40, but you carried it well, rhyme schemes are a pet peeve of mine though that you rarely mess up.
Cute song. Doesn't match up to the Disney movie of the same name. I think you do another parody based on Anna and Elsa (known to the world as the snooty ice princess who is rather clueless about she's doing to herself).
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