Song Parodies -> "Trouble With The Boiler"

Original Song Title:

"Frozen"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Madonna

Parody Song Title:

"Trouble With The Boiler"

Parody Written by:

Twiki

The Lyrics

1) I've woken up; it's the start of the day
But I'm here under the duvet
I'm frozen, when the boiler's broken

2) If I could wash then I wouldn't complain
But the shower is run off the mains
I'm frozen when the boiler's broken

Chorus: Mmm, if I could get a spark
Mmm, I might get it to start
Mmm, But I am so shite
Mmm, At DIY

3) The pressure's down, it's just as I fear
I'll have to call for a gas engineer
I'm frozen when my boiler's broken

4) He can't come quick; it's a pain in the ass
I'll have to lie and tell him I smell gas
I'm frozen when my boler's broken

Chorus

5) The gasman comes and he has a quick look
Then flicks a switch and it all starts up
I'm useless. I am sodding useless

Chorus: Mmm, Yes I am no use
Mmm, I couldn't change a fuse

Mmm, Yes I am no good
Mmm, I couldn't wire a plug

Mmm, Yes I am so shite
Mmm, At DIY

Hope this translates to American viewers

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