Song Parodies -> "Skeletor's Greater"

Original Song Title:

"Sooner or Later"

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Original Performer:

"Skeletor's Greater"

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The Lyrics

I'll get you next time, He-Man! Nyeah!!

Skeletor's greater, at least in my mind
Skeletor's greater, the best part, I find
Hate me, but I must admit it: I've never watched He-Man

Skeletor's greater, always brings a smile
Skeletor's greater, giggle for a while
I must confide: can't say if the plot matters
If all the sword clatters
Are no more than simple patter, I've never watched He-Man

No slight intended, mate, just doesn't excite me
Cartoons from that decade make me roll my eyes, please
The lead seems a dip, hate that little Orko shit
No need to invest in any kind of box set
I can get my fix of mad skeletons
From small YouTube clips, I'm set

That purple-and-blue-clad skeletal dork
Can't not be amused whenever he talks
Skeletor's greater than all of the others
They're nothing but crap
He's the one part that I'll ever enjoy from He-Man

Seriously though, this is me. Though I should say for the record that I have watched one eighties cartoon (that being Transformers, surprising no-one who knows me) and that was all the eighties cartoon that I could stand.

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Matthias - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment

I do love me some Skeletor! Love his laugh! Wish you could have provided some information about this character instead of just saying that he’s great because I still don’t know much about him other than he’s a skeleton in a purple robe with a high pitcher voice and laugh

Agrimorfee - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment

Yeah, I have no real love for toons of the 80s either. I have watched a bit of He-Man only through having no choice back in the day through kitsch-value appreciation today. Still, there could have been more meat to this parody beyond just saying you never watched the show.

Peregrin - May 31, 2018 - Report this comment

When i read the line about the purple and blue a mix of Batman (the Adam West variety) and Phantom came into my head, and now I cannot shake it, damn you Conq! I got a bit lost following the third verse, but that's me, not you, as I had never heard the OS before.

Jeff Reuben - June 01, 2018 - Report this comment

I'm a little bummed that you haven't watched He-Man! I agree with a lot of the other commentary above, was looking for a little more.

Stuart McArthur - June 01, 2018 - Report this comment

I've never watched He-Man OR Skeletor, although I like that name - clearly a generation gap here - at least I'm now aware of these dudes, so thanks for that conq - 555

Peter Andersson - June 03, 2018 - Report this comment

He's not a skeleton dammit, he's just bodyliciously challenged!

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