-> "There's No Justice"
Original Song Title:
"U Can't Touch This"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"There's No Justice"
The Lyrics
There's no justice
There's no justice
There's no justice
There's no justice
Crap-crap-crappy people to me, it's so hard
Makes me say, oh my god
Why are these assholes here?
Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
It feels bad, wanna shoot them down
If they ever come to my own hometown
Gonna kill them, I must
And that's the reason why, uh, there's no just
I told you homeboy
There's no justice
Yeah, don't let 'em live and you know
There's no justice
Blow out their brains, man
There's no justice
Yo, let me hurt 'em just a little
There's no justice
Talkin' 'bout Shannon Noll
With as much sex appeal as a Barbie doll
I couldn't believe my eyes
When I saw Kate DeAraugo win first prize
When they're dying, hold on
Their hardcore fans have gotta move on
Good stuff, good stuff
Aren't they the best enough
Let 'em bite, the dust
Please let 'em know, uh, there's no just
Yo, I told you
There's no justice
Why are they living there, man
There's no justice
Yo, sound the bells, it's their death day, sucker
There's no justice
Give me gun, in my hand
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Justin, oh my
You gotta be brainless to like this guy
Veronicas is alright
If you'd like to sleep with them some night
Can't stand Guy S.
He must die, you'd all confess
Thos Backstreet Boy bums
Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know
There's no justice
There's no justice
Break it down!
Stop! Killing time!
By everyone it is said
That if you like Jesse, then you must be brain-dead
Or that guy with the monkey face
Who's stupider than a missile-launching base
Paris Hilton, no dinner
She might die if she ever gets thinner
I wish they were dead
Just for a minute let's blow off their heads
Bang, bang, bang
Yeccch, There's no justice
Look man
There's no justice
I can't take this torture no more, I can't
There's no justice
Blow them up, disembowel
Break it down!
Stop! Death time!
Every time you see them, you wanna shoot yourself
Pick up that gun that was lying on the shelf
Now why would I ever let them live?
No matter what they do, I just won't give
I'm going round the world, from London to the Bay
And shoot 'em, go kill 'em, disembowel 'em, and stab them
Gonna blow them all away
There's no justice
There's no justice
There's no justice
Yeah, there's no justice
I told you, there's no justice
Too crap, there's no justice
Yo, get outta here, there's no justice
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