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Also known as: Stanley Kirk Burrell. Submitted by: mg
Also known as: Michael Charles Hammer. Submitted by: Destro
Known informally as: Spinmaster/Black Tornado. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"MC Hammer" | "US Navy Aviation Store Keeper " | - Tarzan |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
MC Hammered | He was ridiculed as "Sell-Out" over merchandise | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
E=MC Hammer Squared | If Hammer becomes interested in science? | Rachel |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"2 Legit 2 Shit" | "2 Legit 2 Quit" | Kacper |
"Don't Eat This" | "U Can't Touch This" | Anonymous Bob |
"I Can Touch This!" | "U Can't Touch This" | emoettechick92 |
"Addams' Booze" | "Addams' Groove" | rapper |
"Don't touch me" | "Can't Touch This" | Uglychick_06 |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Touch Too Much," AC/DC | "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer | |
"I Ain't No Quitter," Shania Twain | "Too Legit To Quit," MC Hammer | |
"The Real Me," The Who | "2 Legit 2 Quit," MC Hammer | |
"Poison Ivy," The Coasters | "U Can't Touch This," MC Hammer | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"U Cant Touch This" | "U Cant Catch Me" | card |
"U Cant Catch Me" | "U Cant Catch Me" | yld |
"U Cant Catch Me" | "U Cant Catch Me" | Mc Hammer |
"U Can’t Touch This" | "U Can’t Eat This" | Mikazuki Augus |
"U Cant Catch Me" | "U Cant Catch Me" | wildcard |
"U Can't Touch This" | "We Can't Fund This" | Bob Gomez |
"U Can't Touch This" | "You Can't Fight Us" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
"U Cant Touch This" | "U Cant Catch Me" | Ann Hammond |
"U Can't Touch This" | "I Can't Touch This" | Maghon Barkley |
"U Can't Touch This" | "I Don't Know This" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
U Can't Touch This | Nintendo DS Game Systems | Brandon Reina |
Here Comes the Hammer | ACE Hardware Store | mmcm312 |
U Can't Touch This | PSA about sexual harrassment | Andrea Huckstep |
U Can't Touch This | Sexual Assault Helpline | JimBob |
U Can't Touch This | Bug Spray | Chris H. |
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
U Can't Touch This | Rape Victims Helpline | Diddims |
U Can't Touch This | Children's Museum | Scandia |
U Can't Touch This | STD Clinic | LaLaLisa |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Here Comes A Regular The Replacements | Here Comes The Hammer M.C. Hammer | Here Comes A Regular Hammer As opposed to an irregular one?? | Joe |
88 Lines About 44 Women The Nails | 2 Legit 2 Quit MC Hammer | 88 Lines About 44 Women 2 Legit 2 Quit | Reggie Pillbox |
Addams Groove M.C. Hammer | The Groove Line Heatwave | The Addams Groove Line Nothin' like early 90s rap and 70s disco together | Gus |
U Can't Touch This MC Hammer | This Cowboy's Hat Chris LeDoux | U Can't Touch This Cowboy's Hat Hands off! | Edward |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional MC Hammer Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Addams Groove"
Misheard Lyrics: Can ham come up?
Original Lyrics: Can Hammer come out?
| "U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics: Yes, I'll be living in your nose
Original Lyrics: Yeah, that's how we livin', and ya know
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"U Can't Touch This"
Misheard Lyrics: Stop! Jagger time!
Original Lyrics: Stop! Hammer time!
| "Here Comes the Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause I'm high
Original Lyrics: 'Cause I'm hype
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Here Comes The Hammer"
Misheard Lyrics: Pick up the hammer!
Original Lyrics: Here comes the hammer!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Archibald III I first heard this song on a mix CD that was made for me as a 7 year old. I didn’t know the official song title until at least 6-7 years after I had my mix CD. This is how little me heard it back then. |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Can't Touch This"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Can't touch this
Can't touch this Can't touch this Why They're Repetitive: Yes, we know we can't touch it! What more do you want from me. What don't you want me to touch. I didn't touch 'this' in the first place so get off my back. How many times do you have to repeat it?
Submitted by: Val R.
| "U Can't Touch This"
The Repetitive Lyrics: You can't touch this!
Why They're Repetitive: How many times is this repeated in the song? 20? 50? 100?
Submitted by: P4
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There are additional repetitive lyrics available. |
"Have You Seen Her?"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Searchin' 'round the world, what more can I say?
The girl is hard to see, like an unseen DJ. Why They're Nonsensical: This is, in my opinion, one of the stupidest sounding lyrics ever included in a pop song. Granted, MC Hammer is hardly known for prolific song lyrics, but this particular song is supposed to come across as 'serious' -- but that 'unseen dj' lyric sounds ridiculous.
Submitted by: Michael S.
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"U Can't Touch This"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Music hit's me so hard,
Makes me scream 'Oh my Lord!' Why They're Misrhymed: It's just stupid and doesn't rhyme.
Submitted by: Matthew Pitcher
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"Have You Seen Her"
The Dated Lyrics: I'm a keep looking
in the movies in my car on my stereo On A Different World and The Cosby Show Why They're Dated: Considering that A Different World and The Cosby Show exist only in reruns it's safe to say that this is the biggest reason why these lyrics are dated.
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Can't Touch This"
The Dated Lyrics: What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn the charts?
Why They're Dated: It's no longer the 90's
Submitted by: helena
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"Addams Groove"
The Song Lyrics: Addams, too legit (x2)
Who's too legit? The Addams Family. Song They Mention: He makes reference to his preceding single, "Too Legit To Quit" (albeit half the title).
Submitted by: Gus
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