Yeah, NOW you America-hating spendthrift treasonous genocidal racist psychopaths are going to pretend to be concerned about the budgets and taxpayers your Commie Nazi rat buddies in Congress have been abusing for decades? BS! If we patriots need any extra funds to build walls to secure the borders, we can always get them the same way you hypocrites got funds for California's $40 billion high-speed rail to nowhere (to name just ONE of your failed boondoggles), fool.

Yes, we CAN!

Si, se PUEDE!

Si, se PUEDE!

Oh yeah, Bob! Tell it like it ain't! I love gobbling your stupid and unfunny leftard feces while pretending it's brilliant and humorous caviar because it's what Democrats want to hear!

While you're at it, tell us again how Mueller's gonna find proof any day now that President Trump is a Russian sleeper agent!

"...America-hating spendthrift treasonous genocidal racist psychopaths..."--just call 'em Republicans.

THAT'S RIGHT, 2Eagle and Libby! Also, Jussie Smollet totally didn't perpetrate a false-flag racist hate crime hoax and lie to the police about it, AOC's Green New Deal isn't going to take away our hamburgers, cars, and planes (which is why the Democrats are all positively CLAMORING to have it brought to the floor for a vote), if you like your plan, you can keep your plan, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor, Jews must stand with Ilhan Omar (who's TOTALLY not a Nazi or an America-hating spendthrift treasonous genocidal racist psychopath who married her brother or anything like that), and YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT A MINDLESSLY EVIL HUMORLESS FECES-GOBBLING NPC!!!

THAT'S RIGHT, 2Eagle and Libby! Also, Jussie Smollet totally didn't perpetrate a false-flag racist hate crime hoax and lie to the police about it, AOC's Green New Deal isn't going to take away our hamburgers, cars, and planes (which is why the Democrats are all positively CLAMORING to have it brought to the floor for a vote), if you like your plan, you can keep your plan, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor, Jews must stand with Ilhan Omar (who's TOTALLY not a Nazi or an America-hating spendthrift treasonous genocidal racist psychopath who married her brother or anything like that), and YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT A MINDLESSLY EVIL HUMORLESS FECES-GOBBLING NPC!!!

THAT'S RIGHT, 2Eagle and Libby! Also, Jussie Smollet totally didn't perpetrate a false-flag racist hate crime hoax and lie to the police about it, AOC's Green New Deal isn't going to take away our hamburgers, cars, and planes (which is why the Democrats are all positively CLAMORING to have it brought to the floor for a vote), if you like your plan, you can keep your plan, if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor, Jews must stand with Ilhan Omar (who's TOTALLY not a Nazi or an America-hating spendthrift treasonous genocidal racist psychopath who married her brother or anything like that), and YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT A MINDLESSLY EVIL HUMORLESS FECES-GOBBLING NPC!!!

The current situation at the southern border presents a border security and humanitarian crisis that threatens core national security interests and constitutes a national emergency. The southern border is a major entry point for criminals, gang members, and illicit narcotics. The problem of large-scale unlawful migration through the southern border is long-standing, and despite the executive branch’s exercise of existing statutory authorities, the situation has worsened in certain respects in recent years. In particular, recent years have seen sharp increases in the number of family units entering and seeking entry to the United States and an inability to provide detention space for many of these aliens while their removal proceedings are pending. If not detained, such aliens are often released into the country and are often difficult to remove from the United States because they fail to appear for hearings, do not comply with orders of removal, or are otherwise difficult to locate. In response to the directive in my April 4, 2018, memorandum and subsequent requests for support by the Secretary of Homeland Security, the Department of Defense has provided support and resources to the Department of Homeland Security at the southern border. Because of the gravity of the current emergency situation, it is necessary for the Armed Forces to provide additional support to address the crisis.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, by the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including sections 201 and 301 of the National Emergencies Act (50 U.S.C. 1601 et seq.), hereby declare that a national emergency exists at the southern border of the United States, and that section 12302 of title 10, United States Code, is invoked and made available, according to its terms, to the Secretaries of the military departments concerned, subject to the direction of the Secretary of Defense in the case of the Secretaries of the Army, Navy, and Air Force. To provide additional authority to the Department of Defense to support the Federal Government’s response to the emergency at the southern border, I hereby declare that this emergency requires use of the Armed Forces and, in accordance with section 301 of the National Emergencies Act (50 U.S.C. 1631), that the construction authority provided in section 2808 of title 10, United States Code, is invoked and made available, according to its terms, to the Secretary of Defense and, at the discretion of the Secretary of Defense, to the Secretaries of the military departments. I hereby direct as follows:

Section 1. The Secretary of Defense, or the Secretary of each relevant military department, as appropriate and consistent with applicable law, shall order as many units or members of the Ready Reserve to active duty as the Secretary concerned, in the Secretary’s discretion, determines to be appropriate to assist and support the activities of the Secretary of Homeland Security at the southern border.

Sec. 2. The Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of the Interior, the Secretary of Homeland Security, and, subject to the discretion of the Secretary of Defense, the Secretaries of the military departments, shall take all appropriate actions, consistent with applicable law, to use or support the use of the authorities herein invoked, including, if necessary, the transfer and acceptance of jurisdiction over border lands.

Sec. 3. This proclamation is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this fifteenth day of February, in the year of our Lord two thousand nineteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-third.

DONALD J. TRUMP

^^^^ OK, OK, OK I heard you the first time (time) (time)

Brilliant, Mr. President, just brilliant. Here's your Big Mac and Coke. Senator McConnell will hold your straw for you.

What bunch of traitor Nazi trolls

Thanks, Mickey, now just make sure my golf clubs get on the plane. Nothing like a national emergency to make you want to play a few rounds, right? See you Monday or Tuesday afternoon for that Venezuela war briefing.

Oh, good grief ~ chill out already! ~ I had nothing to do with this ~ although this is a clever parody.

I have no further riposte to Offenders except to add that Smollett is an idiot, too. Otherwise, you are a sad excuse.

Libby, I'll let you and your fellow America-hating spendthrift treasonous genocidal racist psychopaths (i.e. leftards) in on a little open secret your programmers didn't put in your NPC algorithms: Donald Trump has ALREADY got those walls funded and under construction. Even before the shutdown, while you and your fellow America-hating spendthrift treasonous genocidal racist psychopaths were losing your dick-measuring contests with him these past few weeks, he was already allocating resources by operating under the emergency declared by none other than your failed Messiah Hussein against Mexican drug cartels, which is still active. You lose again, you America-hating spendthrift treasonous genocidal racist psychopath Dumbocunt (but I repeat myself)! In your face (just like Hussein's bung), losers!

So what's the Emergency then?

I think Andrew McCabe has the answer to that one.