I can't eat this I can't eat this
I can't eat this I can't eat this
Th Th Th This food it is so bad
Makes me feel oh so sad
This food must be from deep down south
Wanna plug my nose and sew shut my mouth
It sucks and that's no lie
It tastes worse then a frozen fry
Tastes like an airplanes mystery meat
And that's the kinda food I can't eat

I told you man I can't eat this
This food is nothing but trash
I can't eat this
I want something else I can't eat this
Yo gimme that menu I can't eat this

This food is cold
And this buns got bits of mold
I feel like I wanna cry
When I look in food and see an eye
When I'm eating I get quite a scare
I could make a wig with all the gathered hair
Oh I remember the time
I bite my food and it shot out slime
Oh this food taste just like feet
And that's the kinda food I can't eat

Yo I tell you I can't eat this
Give me something new man I can't eat this
Throw that away sucker I can't eat this

I'd rather eat soup from a can
Because of restaurants I'm not a fan
So when I hear
Those dinner bells chime
I just won't eat it because
Eating food this bad would be a crime
All the people around me all eat
This ain't my idea of a treat
I seen better food in garbage on the street
You know I can't help but dis
Because you know I can't eat this
I can't eat this
I can't eat this, Chow it down

Stop Breakfast Time
I think I'll break my legs
If I get another order of uncooked eggs
I can't believe the things I saw
Like serving bacon pink and raw
I think something don't look right
Because my hash browns are still white
This food all taste so vile
Make some better and I'll sit for a while

Bite Bite Bite Yecch I can't eat this
Look man I can't eat this
I can't take the taste no more
I can't eat this
Pass on bills, On my lunch break
Chow it down

Stop dinnertime
Shrimp, potatoes, vegetables, and steak
Oh I think eating out was a big mistake
Now why did I ever pay for this junk
I ate at several restaurants and each one stunk
All this bad food is in my DNA
It's awful it's ugly it's nasty gonna throw it all away

I can't eat this I can't eat this
I can't eat this Yeah I can't eat this
I told you I can't eat this
Taste bad I can't eat this
Get it outta me I can't eat this