-> "Here Comes The Slammer"
Original Song Title:
"Here Comes The Hammer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Here Comes The Slammer"
Parody Written by:
DTM
The Lyrics
(Chorus 2x)
Oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh, oh ohh
Oh ohh, oh ohh
Here comes the slammer
Yes, that was mission I was on
Takin' out my wife ‘fore my baby was born
Butt's tight, so don't talk about the hard hittin' slammer
Where you can't even bend over to change, mercy me
And if you do, what a catastrophe?!
It happens just like that
They'll rock me all from front to back
Oh, oh, oh, Busted!
(Chorus)
Oh no, don't wanna say it
When I came to see my wife that b**** was pregnant
Damn, you know
There's a body in the ocean and it floats to the shore
Let me know, what'cha got?
Could call up Johhny Cochran cause I'm feelin' kinda hot
I need help, like the Juice I'm a wreck
If I go to the slammer I'll get no respect
Oh, oh, oh, Sh**
(Chorus)
Let's get some life (Ruh)
Let's kill my wife (Ruh)
Yeah, let's buy a truck (Ruh)
Let's sell the house (Ruh)
Busted!
I don't hesitate or wait
Before the sleigh comes we're out the gate and rollin'
Outta my mind
Plannin' this day for such a long time
Her life was here and gone
So I'm in the slammer getting' busted up on on
No shame, not feelin' right
They dance on my a** ‘cause I'm a big dumb white
Oh, oh, oh, Here we go
(Chorus)
Let's get some life (Ruh)
Come on, let's kill my wife (Ruh)
Yeah, let's buy a truck (Ruh)
Let's sell the house (Ruh)
Busted!
A half past nine, and I'm rollin'
My wife's in the seat, but the cops don't know what's true
Love you, I do, I do, I do, ker-plop
It's insane, I'm waitin'
The stories so big it makes ABC
No vain, my friend
The people want me dead but I swear my innocence
Oh, oh, oh, yeah
(Chorus)
Let's get some life (Ruh)
Yeah, Let's kill my wife (Ruh)
Come on, let's buy a truck (Ruh)
Yeah, let's sell the house
Check me out
I slept with a whore named Frey
She came to get wit it
Now she's makin' payday
Yeah, let ‘em know
The good, the bad, the ugly (Oh)
I'm in here and they're pumpin'
Slammers are the place where the booties get bumped in
Hard and long
It's about that time so here we go
Oh, oh, oh, Busted!
(Chorus)
Let's get some life (Ruh)
Let's kill my wife (Ruh)
Yeah, let's buy a truck (Ruh)
Come on, let's sell the house
Busted!
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