I want some money
I want the trend
I want square-cut diamonds
"Cause they're a girl's best friend

I want the building
I want the block
I want to meet M.J.
And learn how to moonwalk

And so now it's February
It's the month of my birthday
I've thought about the things I want the most
And the more I think about it
The more they become far fetched
But there's nothing I can do
And that is the issue

And it doesn't seem to matter
And it doesn't seem right
That I won't ask for anything
"Cause it is my birthday right
Don't you judge me of my hunger
Of things that are from this earth
"Cause material possessions
Are just how I measure girth

(What is it?)
Is it a stereo?
(What is it?)
Is it a TV?
(What is it?)
Somebody buy some clothes
(What is it?)
Wrap "em up and send to me!

I want a car
A Mercedes
I want a Lexus, Ford, and matching SUV
This is injustice
Woe unto thee
I want a motorcycle
That is just for me

And so now it's February
It's the month of my birthday
So mark the 8th upon your calendar
I can't wait until that day to open all my presents
I wish I could make-do
Tell me what will I do?

So will I start from the smallest
And just work my way up
Or should I color code it or just do a real quick toss up?
Maybe I'll start with the gift bags
And save all the cards for last
Or just maybe they won't wrap them
So I'd go through them real fast

(What is it?)
Is it a computer?
(What is it?)
Is it a movie?
(What is it?)
Somebody slap me hard now
(What is it?)
I just can't wait any longer!

Hee hee

(What is it?)
Is it a DVD?
(What is it?)
Is it a condo?
(What is it?)
Somebody slap me hard now
(What is it?)
I just can't wait any longer!

So will I start from the smallest
And just work my way up
Or should I color code it or just do a real quick toss up?
Maybe I'll start with the gift bags
And save all the cards for last
Or just maybe they won't wrap them
So I'd go through them real fast
And it doesn't seem to matter
And it doesn't seem right
That I won't ask for anything
"Cause it is my birthday right
Don't you judge me of my hunger
Of things that are from this earth
"Cause material possessions
Are just how I measure girth

Fade out