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Song Parodies -> "Ice Cream"
Original Song Title:
"Scream"
Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Ice Cream"
Parody Written by:
Logan the Amazing
The Lyrics
My second parody overall (and my second parody on food) takes on Michael Jackson’s hit piece ‘Scream.’ I hope you like it.
I’m just a waitress
Tired of dreams
My mouth is just watering
So what does it mean?
Darn it
Ticking me off
Got to get up
As weird as it sounds
I drive ice cream trucks
Darn it
Kids in those houses
Come into the light
They say that I rock
‘Cause I’m the one who sells those treats
I’m selling that ice cream
I don’t care about mine
I like making kids happy
And I don’t care if this song rhymes
With lots of children you just wanna make ice cream
Make lots of ice cream
This job just helps me with my self-esteem
They try to cope with all that water in their eyes
Somebody, feed those children
‘Cause I just can’t take it
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
Let’s all eat ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
I just wanna sell ice cream
Tired of you sellin’
The ice cream your way
It’s making kids gloomy
There’s too much to pay
Darn it
They come out of school
While I keep sellin’ ice cream
I sell it even longer
I think I might wanna scream
With all those people you just wanna sell ice cream
Sell lots of ice cream
Just don’t go making all these poor children scream
I wanna sell ice cream to the very day I die
Oh, Father, feed those children
‘Cause I just can’t take it
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
Let’s all eat ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Please stop tripping on me
I just wanna sell ice cream
“Look kids, it’s the ice cream truck! Now that looks delicious.”
“So delicious.”
“It’s this young girl’s lucky day as she gets the first ever popsicle! She must be really enjoying it! Just look at that smile...”
Just feed those children with all that ice cream
All that ice cream
And if they cost too much you’ll make the children scream
They just can’t wait because it’s just one big surprise
Oh, brother, feed these children
‘Cause I just can’t take it
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
Let’s all eat ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
I just wanna sell ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
Those kids just want some ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
We all just want ice cream
Tired of dreams
My mouth is just watering
So what does it mean?
Darn it
Ticking me off
Got to get up
As weird as it sounds
I drive ice cream trucks
Darn it
Kids in those houses
Come into the light
They say that I rock
‘Cause I’m the one who sells those treats
I’m selling that ice cream
I don’t care about mine
I like making kids happy
And I don’t care if this song rhymes
With lots of children you just wanna make ice cream
Make lots of ice cream
This job just helps me with my self-esteem
They try to cope with all that water in their eyes
Somebody, feed those children
‘Cause I just can’t take it
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
Let’s all eat ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
I just wanna sell ice cream
Tired of you sellin’
The ice cream your way
It’s making kids gloomy
There’s too much to pay
Darn it
They come out of school
While I keep sellin’ ice cream
I sell it even longer
I think I might wanna scream
With all those people you just wanna sell ice cream
Sell lots of ice cream
Just don’t go making all these poor children scream
I wanna sell ice cream to the very day I die
Oh, Father, feed those children
‘Cause I just can’t take it
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
Let’s all eat ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Please stop tripping on me
I just wanna sell ice cream
“Look kids, it’s the ice cream truck! Now that looks delicious.”
“So delicious.”
“It’s this young girl’s lucky day as she gets the first ever popsicle! She must be really enjoying it! Just look at that smile...”
Just feed those children with all that ice cream
All that ice cream
And if they cost too much you’ll make the children scream
They just can’t wait because it’s just one big surprise
Oh, brother, feed these children
‘Cause I just can’t take it
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
Let’s all eat ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
I just wanna sell ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
Those kids just want some ice cream
Stop making me scream
Just stop making me scream
Stop making me scream
We all just want ice cream
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Who doesn't like ice cream? 555!
Thank you again, for giving this parody such a good review. I am grateful for your support and I hope to here more of your opinions.
I like my ice cream with nuts... could you invite your mental friend to join us? 5's
I like my ice cream with nuts, too! Thanks for sharing your opinion!
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