-> "Crack Or Ice"
Original Song Title:
"Black Or White"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Crack Or Ice"
Parody Written by:
eel deal
The Lyrics
I took a look at hard drugs, let's dive into the vice
Between crack and crystal meth, it's a different kind of slice
One's a dangerous path, the other's like rolling dice
Gotta weigh the pros and cons, it's a dark paradise
But hey, don't you dare step on that road
It's a treacherous journey, your future may implode
Let's break it down, analyze, and expose
The effects that they bring, the highs and the lows
If you are into hard drugs, it matters if it's crack or ice
One's a devil's snare, the other's cold as winter's ice
Before you make your choice, consider the advice
Don't let the demons take you under, don't roll those deadly dice
Crack, oh crack, it's a merciless beast
One hit, and you're enslaved, your sanity released
It takes control of your life, like a ruthless thief
Leaves you chasing that dragon, a never-ending grief
Crystal meth, crystal meth, a different kind of foe
It amps you up, but soon you're caught in its undertow
The crash that follows, leaves your spirit feeling low
Both paths lead to ruin, it's time to let them go
In the end, my friend, there's a better way to find
A natural high, that won't leave your soul confined
Reach out for support, let love and hope unwind
Break free from their grip, and leave these drugs behind
If you are into hard drugs, it matters if it's crack or ice
One's a devil's snare, the other's cold as winter's ice
Before you make your choice, consider the advice
Don't let the demons take you under, don't roll those deadly dice
So let's stand together, in unity we'll find
A brighter path ahead, leaving these drugs behind
No more cracks or ice, we'll leave them all behind
Embracing love and healing, a new day we'll define
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