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Song Parodies -> "Stumpf"
Original Song Title:
"Lump"
Original Performer:
Presidents of the United States
Parody Song Title:
"Stumpf"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Stumpf sat before a grilling quite harsh.
Totally criminal; he had played an illegal part.
Bunk flowed out from Stumpf’s “blah-blah” maw.
his bullshit so bold, it must have awed his mama.
He’s Stumpf, he’s Stumpf;
bank in the red:
He pumped his chumps to stump for fraud. And led.
Stumpf fingered flacks who caused much pain,
but he’s the scum who presided over his domain.
The crimes happened under his hand;
this Stumpf is a thief. Not locked up?! Don’t understand.
He’s Stumpf, he’s Stumpf;
he should be led
to pump of rump, where dumps outside are shed.
Stumpf is a prick and pro. crook that no one could love;
Stumpf missed on a risk; in jail he should be shoved.
He led coteries in criminal schemes.
Crimes skipped along, and he led the teams.
He’s Stumpf, he’s Stumpf;
he should be led
to pump of rump, there shtupped, up in the red.
Is this Stumpf to his crimes wed?
I think so.
Is this Stumpf the one who led?
I think so.
Is this Stumpf going to led
to Jail. No!
Is this Stumpf a piece of dreck…?
Totally criminal; he had played an illegal part.
Bunk flowed out from Stumpf’s “blah-blah” maw.
his bullshit so bold, it must have awed his mama.
He’s Stumpf, he’s Stumpf;
bank in the red:
He pumped his chumps to stump for fraud. And led.
Stumpf fingered flacks who caused much pain,
but he’s the scum who presided over his domain.
The crimes happened under his hand;
this Stumpf is a thief. Not locked up?! Don’t understand.
He’s Stumpf, he’s Stumpf;
he should be led
to pump of rump, where dumps outside are shed.
Stumpf is a prick and pro. crook that no one could love;
Stumpf missed on a risk; in jail he should be shoved.
He led coteries in criminal schemes.
Crimes skipped along, and he led the teams.
He’s Stumpf, he’s Stumpf;
he should be led
to pump of rump, there shtupped, up in the red.
Is this Stumpf to his crimes wed?
I think so.
Is this Stumpf the one who led?
I think so.
Is this Stumpf going to led
to Jail. No!
Is this Stumpf a piece of dreck…?
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https://www.truthorfiction.com/donald-trumps-real-name-is-donald-drumpf-mostly-fiction/
Trump is also a Nazi eugenicist. https://www.facebook.com/HuffPostPolitics/videos/10154353341952911/
My bad. Should have specified that this ain't about Trump but rather this Stumpfbag: http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/markets/2016/09/30/1341m-wells-fargos-ceos-retirement-payout-even-bigger-than-thought/91293136/
Hey JAB, can't say I follow your topic well, but 555! Someone here has once again accused me of trying to bump you 'cause I wrote a Spell again! I think I hit 785. But enough of that nonsense. You are still the MASTER and it's good to see you around! I'm over 3400 parodies and someone thinks that's a threat to you. No, it isn't. Please tell them it would take 1-1.5 years to catch up at current rate of production which is 50 parodies a month instead of old 100+!!! And please keep writing :))
Thanks, Rob. No threat. I'm amazed by your prolific output year after year. I expect you'll pass me someday, and I will offer my congrats at that time. These days, I do a few punctuated by long breaks. Keep it up!
No worries JAB, you rule buddy! I honor my word. I think you can reach new high of 5000 easily. But I bet we both know how hard coming up with new topics can be when we both have thousands of parodies. GL JAB. Keep 'em coming!
If you have nothing to write, don't write it.
I'm sure you follow your own advice you empty-headed nobody.
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