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Song Parodies -> "Gett Off (The Stage)"
Original Song Title:
"Gett Off"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Prince
Parody Song Title:
"Gett Off (The Stage)"
Parody Written by:
BabyRuth
The Lyrics
At a recent concert, Prince brought famewhore extraordinaire Kim Kardashian up on stage. He told her to dance but she just stood there looking like a stick in the mud. Prince finally got fed up and told her to get off the stage. You can watch the hilarity here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-72R9JZejxU So this is my take on his appropriately titled "Gett Off". (I also got some jabs in at Kim's recent bashing of her cover of W magazine. She complained that she didn't know she was going to be naked, even though she POSED for it, not to mention posing nude in Playboy and that sex tape that made her famous. Girl, please.)
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caught an awesome diss the other day I recommend to observe
There's a YouTube goin' all round- Kim K. finally got what she deserved
Prince said to move your butt
In the middle of his song
It's hard to believe she had stage freight
But that primadonna, she got gonged
Get off - You see if propositioned, you don’t just stand
Get off – Or Prince will haul you off the stage cuz you’ve been canned
Get off – Hey dumb woman, he ain’t foolin’, the man has banned
Get off – He don’t care your name’s Kardashian (Kardashian)
Only known for that rear end
And for her videocassette
Somehow it got her a show on E!
It’s something that I just don’t get
Her frozen face pumped full of Botox
Plastered everywhere nationwide
That show of hers makes brain cells rot
And books commit suicide
Get off – Do you need the definition of the word “dance”?
Get off – What, are all these lights melting your spray tan?
Get off – Call yourself a “businesswoman” but ma’am that’s a sham
Get off – Do what Prince told you, baby and just scram (and just scram)
Get off (Get off)
1 2 3 – MOVE your booty, everyone’s thinking (Get off)
Off this, stage you be stinking
Stop pretending…
To be shy
And givin’ W the blame for showing your backside
Quit acting like you’re so much better than a bottom-feeder
You stripped your ass down; was clear as Ray J’s peter
Now, you’re all coy
Knock it off crybaby, you were in Playboy
Dumb-embodied, rich but shoddy
Butt's too big for a Porto-Potty
Get off (Get off)
Reality-reality-reality star, reality star (G-G-Get off)
Think I’m done ribbin?
Hey Kim, a pro-athlete! (Kim: ) "Dibs!"
Ha, not really, I kid
You better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when you sat down
(Those were Prince’s actual lyrics. Too perfect to change)
Tell her Prince, she’s gone
That's alright, mock her all day
Fifteen minutes ticking, just go away
You ain’t all that
I’ll scream it out loud
You silly famewhore wannabe
Now get your big ass out the way
And post your dumb sh*t on Twitter, baby
Alright? Au revoir
Less talent than a stripper
How can I thank Prince for the way that he done kicked her to the curb? (Get off)
Let this be a lesson to y’all, can’t rely just on your curves (Get off)
Can’t always act like a slut
That’s the moral of this song (Get off)
No need to wear your clothes so tight
That everyone can see your thong
Get off – A little pee and one position, that tape was bland
Get off – Did you really think I wouldn’t mention that? Think again
Get off – Cuz this woman is subhuman and her “brand” I can’t stand
Get off – Just go away please Kim Kardashian
Caught an awesome diss the other day I recommend to observe
There's a YouTube goin' all round- Kim K. finally got what she deserved
Prince said to move your butt
In the middle of his song
It's hard to believe she had stage freight
But that primadonna, she got gonged
Get off - You see if propositioned, you don’t just stand
Get off – Or Prince will haul you off the stage cuz you’ve been canned
Get off – Hey dumb woman, he ain’t foolin’, the man has banned
Get off – He don’t care your name’s Kardashian (Kardashian)
Only known for that rear end
And for her videocassette
Somehow it got her a show on E!
It’s something that I just don’t get
Her frozen face pumped full of Botox
Plastered everywhere nationwide
That show of hers makes brain cells rot
And books commit suicide
Get off – Do you need the definition of the word “dance”?
Get off – What, are all these lights melting your spray tan?
Get off – Call yourself a “businesswoman” but ma’am that’s a sham
Get off – Do what Prince told you, baby and just scram (and just scram)
Get off (Get off)
1 2 3 – MOVE your booty, everyone’s thinking (Get off)
Off this, stage you be stinking
Stop pretending…
To be shy
And givin’ W the blame for showing your backside
Quit acting like you’re so much better than a bottom-feeder
You stripped your ass down; was clear as Ray J’s peter
Now, you’re all coy
Knock it off crybaby, you were in Playboy
Dumb-embodied, rich but shoddy
Butt's too big for a Porto-Potty
Get off (Get off)
Reality-reality-reality star, reality star (G-G-Get off)
Think I’m done ribbin?
Hey Kim, a pro-athlete! (Kim: ) "Dibs!"
Ha, not really, I kid
You better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when you sat down
(Those were Prince’s actual lyrics. Too perfect to change)
Tell her Prince, she’s gone
That's alright, mock her all day
Fifteen minutes ticking, just go away
You ain’t all that
I’ll scream it out loud
You silly famewhore wannabe
Now get your big ass out the way
And post your dumb sh*t on Twitter, baby
Alright? Au revoir
Less talent than a stripper
How can I thank Prince for the way that he done kicked her to the curb? (Get off)
Let this be a lesson to y’all, can’t rely just on your curves (Get off)
Can’t always act like a slut
That’s the moral of this song (Get off)
No need to wear your clothes so tight
That everyone can see your thong
Get off – A little pee and one position, that tape was bland
Get off – Did you really think I wouldn’t mention that? Think again
Get off – Cuz this woman is subhuman and her “brand” I can’t stand
Get off – Just go away please Kim Kardashian
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Baby - Kim, like Paris Hilton, doesn't have to DO anything to attract the attention of the press. The rest of us have to write parodies...and you've done quite a number on Kim here. Bravo! ;D
I really "Gett Off" big time on this great Prince tribute and Kim Kardassian slam! She, like Paris Hilton is a waste of flesh and space. They think their T + A is going to gett them where they want in life, that they can snap their fingers and men swoon and do their bidding. Guess again. Prince didn't become successful by being a no-talent idiot and either did you. Kudos!
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