-> "Everybody Blurts"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody Hurts"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Everybody Blurts"
The Lyrics
When ya say it wrong and the spite
The spite has caused some harm
When informed you've said too much, causing strife
Head hang down...
That fat remark you made about your boss’s thighs
Everybody blurts sometimes
You know gossiping is wrong
Yet your tongue will sting along
When you say it indiscreet (oh no, oh no)
In your mouth goes both your feet (oh no)
You speak about your brother’s new wife’s
Bad boob job
You’re talking out of turn, the bluntness never ends
Everybody blurts...
Although not planned
Oh no – words flow offhand
If you feel like you're a chump
Yo, yo, yo, you’ve stuffed it up
Yet, your chances blown, they are rife
The tactlessness goes on
When the tension caused, it cuts, like a knife
You’ve goofed on
Hell, everybody blurts sometimes
Foolishly replies
Everybody blurts - sometimes
And everybody blurts sometimes
So, oh no, oh no
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no
Everybody blurts.
You are not alone.
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