-> "I Believe I Can Die"
Original Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Die"
Parody Written by:
Jack Treese
The Lyrics
I used to think that I was all the cool
And I was always swimmin' in my pool
And all the girls would always know my name
But now I know that life was one big game.
Now I can see it, I cannot live it
I really do believe that there's nothing to it
I believe I can die
I'll get killed by this dog named sky.
I think about it every night and day
Just take that knife and stab away.
I believe I can cause
some controversy with this awful loss.
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
Now I am in KFC, my place to eat.
I get my food, sit down, and see a girl, that's sweet.
So I exposed my meat, and then right then, right now,
An FBI man just then shot me out!
I was bleeding, all over my chicken!
And now I'm dead, It was so easy!
I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
And they cut off my ding-a-ling.
D*mn that b*tch that castrates,
now she'll use it when she m*sturb*tes.
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
Becaise I love my meat.
If I can't see it, then I will hate it
No more kids to violate, now I can't self-serve
I believe I can die
I got shot by the FBI.
All I wanted was a chicken wing,
And they cut off my ding-a-ling.
D*mn that b*tch that castrates,
now she'll use it when she m*sturb*tes.
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
I believe I can die
Hey, if I just cock that gun
I can die
I can die
I can die, hey
If I just sharpen the knife
I can die
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