-> "I Believe You Should Wipe"
Original Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Believe You Should Wipe"
The Lyrics
This shift has lasted simply way too long
No, sir, your milk's not off, that's my feet pong
I wish that I could just rest my legs, but
My supervisor won't have that, won't budge
"If you can lean, then cleanin', start doin'"
Deep inside, I'm seethin', old line reusin'
"I believe you should wipe
I believe you should scrub, that's right
When there's no customers to please today
Clean 'til I can see my face
I believe that the floor
Could stand to be mopped just a little more
I believe you should wipe
I believe you should wipe
I believe you should wipe (whoo!)"
I may have had my break for sittin' down
But my thighs get so cramped, I doubt
You could handle standin' up for a straight week
Let alone for a single shift, trust me, ho-ooh-ooh, oh-ooh
Though I believe it (hoo!), I'll never speak it
This crap job, I need it, I can't refuse it
"I believe you should wipe
I believe you should scrub, that's right
If you're not clearin' empty cardboard trays
You should clean so hard, skin frays
I believe the glass doors
Should be squeegeed and soaped a little more
I believe you should wipe
I believe you should wipe
Oh, I believe you should wipe (whoo!)"
That the CEO I see?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I don't believe it (whoo!), this guy is fumin' (big boss fumin')
He's got some sit-down edicts, great line reusin' (hey)
"I believe you should wipe (whoo!)
I believe you should scrub, that's right
I get complaints about you ev'ry day"
Guess my colleagues snitched, okay, ah
"I believe that the floors
Should be cleaned by you, get off your high horse
I believe you should wipe (you should wipe)
I believe you should wipe (you should wipe)
I believe you should wipe (you should wipe)"
Hey, now I can rest my kicks ('cause he'll wipe)
Boss will wipe (boss will wipe)
Boss will wipe (boss will wipe), hey
Boss will wipe, hey (boss will wipe)
Someone give me a pinch ('cause he'll wipe)
Boss will wipe ('boss will wipe, boss will wipe)
Whoo! (boss will wipe)
Wipe
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