-> "R. Kelly WISHES He Could Turn Back Time"
Original Song Title:
"If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time"
Parody Song Title:
"R. Kelly WISHES He Could Turn Back Time"
The Lyrics
Cops came up and arrested me today
And they're saying, I was screwing some girl on tape
So now they're taking, taking me off to court
Because they caught me, with child porn
If I could turn, turn back the hands of time
I'd destroy that tape, and things would be fine
I should have burned, burned that video of mine
Now I'm lookin at, doin' hard time
Funny, how I'm losing my whole world
For messing around with an underage girl
Oh my, oh my, oh my, really deep shit is what I'm in
They're gonna lock me away, for the next century
If I could turn, turn back the hands of time
I wouldn't screw girls who, are eight or nine
Wish I had learned, learned not to pull sex crimes
'Cause now the whole world, thinks I'm slime
And they say I'm a perv and I'm dangerous
But I, I, don't think it's so wrong, what's the big deal?
But now I'm facing the rest of my life in jail,
Oh no-o-o-o!
Wish I could turn, turn back the hands of time
And I wish I could say, that tape isn't mine
Whoa, wish I could turn, turn back the hands of time
They're gonna sue me for, every last dime
I wouldn't touch her (Wish I could turn back)
Never grab a feel (Wish I could turn back)
Make sure I'm not identified (Wish I could turn back)
If I could turn back the hands
There'd be nothing I wouldn't do to keep
(Wish I could turn back)
That little girl away from me
(Wish I could turn back)
Now her lawyers will tear me apart,
(Wish I could turn back the hands)
I know it
Oh, I'm screwwwwwwed
(Wish I could turn back)
Whoa, I'm gonna go to jail
(Wish I could turn back)
Could someone come loosen up, these cuffs on my hands
(These cuffs are hurting my hands)
I'm going down, yes I am
(Wish I could turn back)
Down to the penetentiary, yeah
(Wish I could turn back)
And I'm gonna stay right there 'til 2063
(Wish I could turn back the hands)
(Wish I could turn back)
Wish I could get some other sap to take the fall
(Wish I could turn back)
Wish I could pin this one some other guy
I'm screwwwwwwwed
So screwwwwwwwed
So screwwwwwwwed
I'm screwwwwwwwed...
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