-> "What's a Miracle?"
Original Song Title:
"It's a Miracle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"What's a Miracle?"
The Lyrics
WHAT'S A MIRACLE?
(radio fx/long intro)
Miraculous we call the babe
Who wins earthquake's death-bet
Pulled from rubble in the Andes,
Mexico, Haiti threat
No cemet'ry - wave churned 'em to a dolph' source
Thais and Japs
In the dread sea, saved survivors, trapped
Snatched back from the jaws of Hades
Not their time to enter now
God is so kind, we're taught
But hundreds-thousands caught?
Saint Theresa from Albania
Oh what Mercy sisters be!
Sick and poor and in Calcutta?
Be a dying man for free
It's a miracle, but I'm cynical
What's a miracle? Antonymical?
By the grace of God and Allah
Jahweh, Buddha, Rama's stark blue face
The human race has canonized itself
By a miracle
(short Jon Carin synth. break)
We got Our Lady of Fatima
We got Bernadette of Lourdes
Certified true vision - heed it -
Say the holy horde
We got semi-auts, we got tasers,
Pepper spray - and a voice
Yeah, we got choice
Lanza: 'Meet me in the classroom
Of quaint Sandy Hook, be here'
The Lord said 'Needer,
Just can't see my way quite clear!'
And on God's 'plan',
Families grieved the seeds they'd sown
Our Father wh'art in heaven,
Why souls repaid half-grown?
That's no miracle. It's empirical
Just satirical - another shmiracle
By embrace of God Almighty
And the treasure of St Peter's place
The human race has cauterized itself
It's delirical!
Charles Manson's helter-skelters
Sharon Tate's own unborn-fears
Lloyd-Webber's 'Superstar'
Hears just tears, salt tears for years and years
An earthquake hits the chapel
Holy See there too long lingers
Michelangelo comes down
And flattens those doomringers
It's a miracle!
(slow fade into Snowy White guitar coda and sfx)
(see intro for 2 links to OS)
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