-> "Your Folks Named You 'Daffy'"
Original Song Title:
"If It Makes You Happy"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Your Folks Named You 'Daffy'"
The Lyrics
[instrumental intro]
It was wrong
Real wrong it was clear
Name that they gave you
Made you so weird, dude
It's stank, it was the worst kind of name
Like an urchin
You drift; you stumble
Been put down all your life, so
wary, no friends, no
Your name is no good
that's bullsh*t, man
So you say, "This really sucks"
Your odd name makes you want to give up
Your folks named you "Daffy"
That really is sad
That was really sappy
Just what was wrong with Mom and Dad?
Like a hound
get dogged around
Way to pissed-off to explain
parents were insane
You said all of this sh*t before
Now you frown
Clown laughed at your name
Stinking comments get said
When you're told you see red
Disturbed; there they go again
Feel the pain, you feel alone
It's so unkind, you hurt to the bone
It makes you unhappy
Yeah, that is a fact
Sad your name is "Daffy"
Your anger swells and you react
Now you feel real crappy
Your life's out of whack
Sense of worth; you're lacking
Don't feel too well; about to crack
[during instrumental break]
{You're about to crack}
{Yeah, that is a fact}
{Tired of this crap}
{And now some assh*le quacks}
["quacking" sounds up to next set of lyrics]
People snark
Rude remarks you hear
One thing they should know
You may go psycho
But no one cares, or so it seems
Well, someday; may not be long
You're so uptight, you want them all gone
You are close to snapping
You can't get no slack
Thinking of attacking
And now you're dwelling on that fact
Tired of the laughing
The deck has been stacked
Now some assh*le's quacking
Too bad for him that you now pack
[gunshot sound]
[Instrumentals out to fade]
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