-> "Blame the Third World"
Original Song Title:
"Blame Canada"
Parody Song Title:
"Blame the Third World"
The Lyrics
USA:
Weather's strange
The Ozone hole is worse
The forests are near barren
and the Ocean floor is worse
France: Should we blame pollutants?
UK: Hummers and S.U.V.s?
Canada, Spain, Italy: Or CFC's released in the seventies?
USA:
No, blame the third world
Everyone: Blame the third world
USA: With regulations way to light
and since they can't put up a fight
Everyone: Blame the third world
Blame the third world
USA: It will reduce our oil's cost
Everyone: It's the third world's fault!
Japan: Don't blame us
For our dead land
We've used up some resources
and Gave you games for both your hands
Australia: And our South beaches once
Were safe for ev'ryone's health
But now when we lay there our skin burns like we're in hell
USA: Well, blame The third world
Everyone: Blame the third world
USA: While the whole first worlds come along
The whole third world won't play along
Everyone: Blame The third world
Blame the third world
Russia: It's not like they'll defend themselves anyway
Brazil: Our country's rivers could have still been a real pretty shade of blue,
Instead looks like that tar pit near the California zoo
Germany: Should we blame the tug boats
China: Those who like to litter
Switzerland: Or the fact that they're all connected to the shi*ters
USA: Oh No
Everyone: Blame the Third World
Blame the Third world
USA: Don't care what they're going through
India: They are all poor outdated goons
Everyone: Blame the Third World
Shame on the Third world
(All first world countries singing in this song)
For...
The Truth we must hush
The cash we must pass
Point fingers for fun
at those who we shun
we cannot fall or take a bus
I hope nobody sees that it was uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!
(Mickey Mouse)
UH-OH
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