-> "What Would Captain Planet Do?"
Original Song Title:
"What Would Brian Boitando Do?"
Parody Song Title:
"What Would Captain Planet Do?"
The Lyrics
What would Captain Planet do
to save the Earth somehow?
He'd pass out rings
and tell the truth
and wear tights that are bright blue
When Captain Planet was in the forest
as the fires rose
He used rapid water and an air attack
and didn't need a hose
When Captain Planet saw sick elks
Drinking cans of beer
He called the animal help line
and save all of the deer
So what would Captain Planet do
to help the world today?
He'd clean the ocean, make it blue
Help the plants save CO2
(Jeff)
I wish in L.A. I could breathe
The dark clouds are getting really scary
(Matthias)
And I just wish it'd rain
Like it did when things were sane
(David)
By golly, I'll wear a stupid ring to
'Cause I've got nothing better to do
So let's call Captain Planet dude
and bring him into town
and tell him how our planet's doomed
Hope that he can get here soon
(Superman)
Did someone say blue tights?
(Jeff)
No-Bright Blue
(Superman)
I heard the world needs me
(Matthias)
What? No you can't make the forest green
(David)
Dude, stop wasting my time here
(Superman)
Oh--bye
When Captain Planet came here last time
and he saved all of his friends
He restored Mount Fuji's beauty
and put some snow on top again
and when Captain Planet saved the desert
He sheltered folks from sun
Cause Captain Planet he will go and help anybody
So let's put our rings together
Before our planet's gone
and we'll save Jack from certain doom
Cause that's what Captain Planet'd do
and we'll save Jack from certain doom
Cause that's what Captain Planet'd do
Oh damn, Jack had a ring on too!
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