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Song Parodies -> "Justin Bieber's A Douche"
Original Song Title:
"Kyle's Mom's A Bitch"
Original Performer:
South Park
Parody Song Title:
"Justin Bieber's A Douche"
Parody Written by:
Twichick
The Lyrics
hey guys, I'm back yet again with another parody . This time is targeted to that annoying tool Justin Bieber. seriosly I'm sick of that kid. (I know many others agree with me including people I know) and I'm sure others agree with you. in short: I think he sucks and so do many others including those I know. To people who are fans of that kid: Don't kill me! Anyways, I decided to parody the song Kyle's Mom's a Bitch which is a very funny song. I love south Park (except for the Jesus Jokes). Anyways, enjoy and be sure to comment and rate this! Thanks!
Twichick:How about we all sing about how much we dislike Justin Bieber?
(Overly Obsessed Justin Bieber Fan 2)* as everyone who supports Twichick cheers): NO!
[Twichick:] Weeelllll-
[Overly Obbessed Justin Bieber Fan 1] Don’t do it Twichick!
[Twichick Weeelllll-
[O.J.B. F 2) We’re warning you!
[Twichick] Screw all of you!
[O. J.B. F 3] That ?%!?! better not do it~
(Twichick): Weeelllll,
Justin Bieber’s a douche
He’s a big annoy tooling
He’s the biggest ?%?! in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid douche!
If there ever was a douche
She's a spaz to us all
(Overly J.B. F 3.] Shut your ?%!?! mouth Twichick!
(Twichick:)
On Monday he’s douche
On Tuesday he’s a douche
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a douche
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s super king kamehameha tool and douchebag!
(Twichick:Come on you all know the words!)
Twichick and other anti- Justin Bieber people):
Have you ever met that famous singer kid Justin Bieber?
He’s the biggest tool in the whole wide world!
And he’s a idiotic douche
And he ‘s annoying as hell
He’s a douche , douche , douche, douche, douche douche douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche
He's a brainless douche! (Woo!)
Justin’s Bieber’s a douche
And she's such an exasperating douche!(Hey!)
Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...
[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]
Have you ever met that kid Justin Bieber?
He’s the douche in the whole wide world!
He's a mean spaz douche
And he’s been overhyped as hell
He’s a douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche,Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche!
He’s a stupid douche
Justin’s Bieber’s a douche
And he’s such an dimwitted douche
I reeeally mean it,
Justin Bieber’s a tool! Justin Bieber suddenly appears Behind he looking furious. Everyone gasps.
he's a big annoying (bleep) douche
Big, annoying over hyped, douche
Screw Justin Bieber!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!
Twichick turns around .
Twichick:( horrified and shocked): Oh ?%?%
Justin Bieber (hatefully) so you all t hink I’m a douche do you?
Twichick laughs nervously while Justin Bieber and the fans stare at her with hateful and dark anticipation while another O.J.B. F yells, Get em!. Twichick flashes them all a finger while saying, “ Plz Don’t kill us!”
Twichick: (to other anti Justin Bieber people including friends) RUN! They all breaking off into a run with those fans and that poser (Justin Bieber) hounding after them.
(Overly Obsessed Justin Bieber Fan 2)* as everyone who supports Twichick cheers): NO!
[Twichick:] Weeelllll-
[Overly Obbessed Justin Bieber Fan 1] Don’t do it Twichick!
[Twichick Weeelllll-
[O.J.B. F 2) We’re warning you!
[Twichick] Screw all of you!
[O. J.B. F 3] That ?%!?! better not do it~
(Twichick): Weeelllll,
Justin Bieber’s a douche
He’s a big annoy tooling
He’s the biggest ?%?! in the whole wide world!
She's a stupid douche!
If there ever was a douche
She's a spaz to us all
(Overly J.B. F 3.] Shut your ?%!?! mouth Twichick!
(Twichick:)
On Monday he’s douche
On Tuesday he’s a douche
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a douche
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He’s super king kamehameha tool and douchebag!
(Twichick:Come on you all know the words!)
Twichick and other anti- Justin Bieber people):
Have you ever met that famous singer kid Justin Bieber?
He’s the biggest tool in the whole wide world!
And he’s a idiotic douche
And he ‘s annoying as hell
He’s a douche , douche , douche, douche, douche douche douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche
He's a brainless douche! (Woo!)
Justin’s Bieber’s a douche
And she's such an exasperating douche!(Hey!)
Talk to kids around the world.
It might go a little bit something like this...
[Sung in 4 different languages by other children]
Have you ever met that kid Justin Bieber?
He’s the douche in the whole wide world!
He's a mean spaz douche
And he’s been overhyped as hell
He’s a douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche,Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche!
He’s a stupid douche
Justin’s Bieber’s a douche
And he’s such an dimwitted douche
I reeeally mean it,
Justin Bieber’s a tool! Justin Bieber suddenly appears Behind he looking furious. Everyone gasps.
he's a big annoying (bleep) douche
Big, annoying over hyped, douche
Screw Justin Bieber!
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa!
Twichick turns around .
Twichick:( horrified and shocked): Oh ?%?%
Justin Bieber (hatefully) so you all t hink I’m a douche do you?
Twichick laughs nervously while Justin Bieber and the fans stare at her with hateful and dark anticipation while another O.J.B. F yells, Get em!. Twichick flashes them all a finger while saying, “ Plz Don’t kill us!”
Twichick: (to other anti Justin Bieber people including friends) RUN! They all breaking off into a run with those fans and that poser (Justin Bieber) hounding after them.
* note: I don't have a problem if you're obsessed or passionate about Justin Bieber as I am about twilight (though I wonder why you like him) t(hey if you're also a hardcore Twihard, or like /love twilight, than props to you). It just means that I don't like those who are over obsessed about him to the point where they start dissing other celebrities or people who don't like him. anyways rate and comment. Thankks
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Twi - I LOVE the original song (and wish there was a decent karaoke version). Despite a few glitches, how can I not love the parody as well? ;D
The adenoidal crooner is scarier than any vampire--and sucks worse. Nice Bieber bash.
Instead of another sack of douche I'm giving you a sack of 5s. Justin Bieber and Britney Spears and all these untalented douchbags - who the hell ever said they had talent? ALL their songs sound the same and they're totally awful. You are right on the money.
oh and guys just to let you know, I know justin bieber has a atlent, this is not the only celebrity bashing and recently, he seems like a jerk. if you guys like him, cool
Oh my gosh, I can't stop laughing at this! xD You're awesome!
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