-> "Blame Zaslav (Fixed and Improved)"
Original Song Title:
"Blame Canada"
Parody Song Title:
"Blame Zaslav (Fixed and Improved)"
The Lyrics
Times have changed
Hollywood's getting worse!
They wont listen to us
Now we got is fart and curse!
Should we blame the President?
or blame society?
or should we blame the news on TV?
NO!
BLAME ZASLAV!
BLAME ZASLAV!
with all his greedy little plans
an' flapping heads so full of scams
BLAME ZASLAV!
BLAME ZASLAV!
We need to form a full assault,
IT'S ZASLAV'S FAULT!
Don't blame me for Hans and Franz
They saw what Zaslav did, now they off to stay
with Krauts!
and my girl Jessie once had these DVDs on her
shelf
But now when we saw that coming, we all screw
out!
Well,
BLAME ZASLAV!
BLAME ZASLAV!
It seems that Everything's gone wrong
Since Zaslav came along,
BLAME ZASLAV!
BLAME ZASLAV!
He's not even a real person, anyway.
We work so hard for all the shows with Proud
and Constitute
Instead he burned them like a piggy on a
barbecue
Should we blame the Taxes?
Or should we blame the IRS? (pronounced eye-
rs)
or Gunnar Winderfels allowed them to expire?
HECK NO!
BLAME ZASLAV!
BLAME ZASLAV!
with Iger and Malone's hullaballoo
and that Schmuck Brian Robbins too
BLAME ZASLAV!
SHAME ON ZASLAV!
For the.....
Smut must be stop!
The tax is all done!
All the Unfair must be undone!
We must act fast, and beat them all,
Before someone came in to BLAME US ALL!
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