What, oh what, would Jesus do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Jesus Christ would do.

When Jesus was born the year zero
With no crib for a bed,
They laid gold, myrrh and frankincense,
Beside his little head.

When Jesus Christ lived in Judea,
In 33AD,
He gathered disciples, made friends with whores,
And preached equality.

So what, oh what, would Jesus do
If he were living now?
He'd fix the world in a day or two,
That's what Jesus Christ would do.

I want to end all war and hunger,
They are not so funny any longer.

And I just want my priest
To stop molesting me, at least

I'll become a Messianic Jew,
Cos that's what Jesus Christ would do.

And what, oh what, would Jesus do,
With two billion believers?
He'd tell them to unite for true
That's what Jesus Christ would do.


When Jesus Christ was crucified
He died but not for long
He rose again and went to Heaven
Where he did belong

And when Jesus went into the temple,
He beat up moneylenders.
Cos Jesus of Nazareth doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

So let's go together,
Make them stop dropping bombs
Convert them into Christians too,
Cos that's what Jesus Christ would do.

We'll make them into Christians too,
Cos that's what Jesus Christ would dooooo,
That's what Jesus Christ would do.