-> "After the Brains Have Fallen"
Original Song Title:
"After the Rain Has Fallen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"After the Brains Have Fallen"
The Lyrics
The backyard's our... housekeeping
Killed Bernie... with a knife
There's a reddened stain on my... Dr. Martens
Guess I'll have to go bleach all of my whites
I cleaned up... with a furnace
No weapon but... sure was nice
My whole motif is a... house of horror
Litters my rooms with a buzzing mess of flies
Not for money, but bloody breakfast
This is my work on... Sunday nights
There's a warm feeling... from crimson fountains
They'll be gone long before the warning
After the brains have fallen
After the tears and all their cries
You'll find that I'm baking something, and
Blood helps the taste when I make human pie
When I'm gentle, they get frightened
Like they'd never been before
And the things I cut off the bridegroom
Slipped through my fingers and splat on the floor
"What did I do? What did I do?"
Well it's always what they say
I'll be honest... while they suffer
Eating ones I'd never even met
After the brains have fallen
After the tears and all their cries
You'll find that I'm baking something, and
Blood helps the taste when I make human pie
After the body's smokin', and
After the evidence is hurled
After the spleen is eaten, there'll
Still be blood on the floor
He said, "save me for another night"
"Take my f***ing slutty wife!"
"Stab her where the blood flows"
"Dump her where the red vine grows"
Tell me where to hang her
Maybe I should use some lime
Gonna leave some scars
Gonna face your doom, 'cause you're out of time
After the brains have fallen
After the tears and all their cries
You'll find that I'm baking something, and
Blood helps the taste when I make human pie
After the body's smokin', and
After the evidence is hurled
After the spleen is eaten, there'll
Still be blood on the floor
Still be blood on the floor
(Still be blood, still be blood)
Still be blood on the floor [2x]
Better wash your hands
Still be blood on the floor
Blood helps the taste when I make human pie
Still be blood on the floor
Still be blood, still be blood
Still be blood on the floor [3x]
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