-> "If You Have A Million Dollars ( The Spread The Wealth Around Song)"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had A Million Dollars"
Parody Song Title:
"If You Have A Million Dollars ( The Spread The Wealth Around Song)"
The Lyrics
if you need a million dollars ( if you need a million dollars)
you can go buy a house ( you can buy a big house)
and if you need a million dollars ( if you need a million dollars)
we'll pay the mortgage now on your house ( and you can go buy a nice chesterfirld or an ottoman)
if you need a million dollars ( if you need a million dollars)
when you'reworking at K-Mart ( you qualify, I know, it sounds so unreal)
if yoou need a million dollars we'll buy your love
if you need amillion dollars
don't pay it back it would be too hard
if you need a million dollars
spread the wealth go use your credit card
if you need a million dollars
maybe you could put a little tiny cash in there somewhere
( yeah, and ask Obama for some money for a car.. You know, he gives away homes.. not cars can you blame him? yeah....)
if you need a million dollars ( if you need a million dollars
he will buy your mortgage out (not make you pay that would be cruel)
and if you need a million dollars ( if you need a million dollars)
just ask and you will get ( from Obama, he's so see through)
if you need a million dollars ( if you need a million dollars)
he'll buy up fannie and fred's remains ( ooh all those crazy government loans)
and if you need a million dollars he'll buy your love
if you need a million dollars
you wouldn't have to pay back no more
you just say a million dollars
you don't qualify so you'll get more
if you need a million dollars, the rich can go and eat kraft dinner
( yeah of course they can eat kraft dinner.. we'll transfer more
and tax some really extensive set ups..like "It's gone" markups!
if you need a million dollars ( if you need a million dollars)
just tell Obama that you're stressed ( don't pay it back, that's for a fool)
and if you want a million dollars ( if you want a million dollars)
just buy stock A.I.G ( a big bonus, now a kerfuffle)
if you need a million dollars (if you need a million dollars)
I will tax all the flunkies.. ( havent you always hated the flunkies?)
if you want a million dollars ( if you want a million dollars)
if you want a million dollars
we'll tax the rich.....
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