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Song Parodies -> "The Blood Bath"
Original Song Title:
"The Bad Touch"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bloodhound Gang
Parody Song Title:
"The Blood Bath"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
The scenario : a man from modern times who happens to be really good with a sword time travels back 1200 years where he can put his skills to use. See how many anachronisms (things that don't fit with the time period) you can find in this song)
Death baby death baby
I cause it all the time
Hearing I will be coming by
Makes a wimp of a brave knight
So put your horse near my sword
And I bet you'll lose weight
I'm like Jenny I'm like Subway
But you will not feel so great
I'm waging war I'm coming for
You that's for sure, you have no chance
You will be frightened
You will whiten
Like my Cloroxed underpants
Tough killers like Genghis
Their minds I just play with
Like babies play with a
Jack in the box
Your fate will stink much more than
My sweat-soaked and muddy socks
Boo me now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Chop off your head now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Getting gory now
Blood, enough to make the battlefield all soaking
From my last battle that was quicker
Than Kraft Cheesy Macaroni
Homicidal, I make sure your vital
Signs are two plus one then minus three
But that just applies if you're a guy that
I've decided is my mortal enemy
You can breathe safely if you're me
Or the army I fight with round the clock
If you are not then I'm Goliath
And you're David with no rock
Your head stays on for just a bit
Then it is rollin' like Limp Bizkit
And then I'll find your head and kick it
Because my mind is so twisted
Boo me now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Chop off your head now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Getting gory now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Chop off your head now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Getting gory now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Chop off your head now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Getting gory now
I cause it all the time
Hearing I will be coming by
Makes a wimp of a brave knight
So put your horse near my sword
And I bet you'll lose weight
I'm like Jenny I'm like Subway
But you will not feel so great
I'm waging war I'm coming for
You that's for sure, you have no chance
You will be frightened
You will whiten
Like my Cloroxed underpants
Tough killers like Genghis
Their minds I just play with
Like babies play with a
Jack in the box
Your fate will stink much more than
My sweat-soaked and muddy socks
Boo me now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Chop off your head now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Getting gory now
Blood, enough to make the battlefield all soaking
From my last battle that was quicker
Than Kraft Cheesy Macaroni
Homicidal, I make sure your vital
Signs are two plus one then minus three
But that just applies if you're a guy that
I've decided is my mortal enemy
You can breathe safely if you're me
Or the army I fight with round the clock
If you are not then I'm Goliath
And you're David with no rock
Your head stays on for just a bit
Then it is rollin' like Limp Bizkit
And then I'll find your head and kick it
Because my mind is so twisted
Boo me now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Chop off your head now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Getting gory now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Chop off your head now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Getting gory now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Chop off your head now
Me and my army do nothing but battle
If I see you on a field you will be slaughtered like cattle
Getting gory now
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