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Song Parodies -> "He's Here is Hu"

Original Song Title:

"Three Cheers for Pooh"

Original Performer:

A.A.Milne

Parody Song Title:

"He's Here is Hu"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

The Chinese president, Hu Jintao, is here in England at the moment, causing much delight to the sort of comedian who likes making "Who's Hu" sort of jokes. Now, as far as I am aware, Hu hasn't been taken to Ware with Geoffrey Howe; and Ware isn't on the Wye either... but Hu, I mean "who", am I to let accuracy and geography get in the way of a parody?
He's here, is Hu
(Is who?)
Yes Hu
(Oh, what a to-do)
Is Hu in Who's Who?
The President's over from China

He's there, in Ware
(In where?)
Yes, Ware
He's in Ware now
With Geoffrey Howe
(Where, how, who?)
Oh, listen, do!
I am talking of Hu
(Of who?)
Of HU
(Who's meeting with Liz Regina)

Well... Hu was in Ware by the river Wye
(Now may I ask why?)
By the river Wye
(Why was who where?)
By the Wye in Ware
And Howe and Hu were also there
Yes, he, Hu Jintao
With a Geoffrey Howe
(With a Geoffrey what?)
No, there wasn't a Watt

So now we all know Hu is here!
(So who is where? Must be an illusion)
Hu and Howe and Wye and Ware
You see, I told you there is no confusion

He's here, is Hu
(Is who?)
Is Hu
He's here in Ware
(In where?)
In Ware
Hu's here in Ware-on-Wye, Howe-do-you-do
(Just tell me, somebody -- How, Why, Where, Who?)

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Kristof Robertson - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I heard he was paying a visit to When-dsor Castle. Utterly brilliant, Phil...when my head stops spinning you can have 555
alvin rhodes - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
abbott and costello got nothing on YOU.....5s
Peter Andersson - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmm... I bet that the five star hotel where he (Who? Hu!) undoubtedly stays during his English visit are really proud to know that for a week they are the local Hu-house.
John Jenkins - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for giving us a fun preview to the Bush-Hu meeting coming this Sunday. And it appears that you still have a monopoly on A.A. Milne.

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